No title funny song

Website · Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:34 pm

http://www.erikasfriends.com/for_net/lj ... or_you.htm

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:59 pm

can't

stop

lauging

Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:00 pm

Ah yes, eBay by Weird Al. It's one of his best in my opinion.

Why is the song so funny? Because it's true.

Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:07 pm

I have the CD.

You have no idea how much joy it has brought into my life.

Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:35 pm

lol, that is great! I'm going to have to show my Dad, he's an eBay fanatic!

Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:14 pm

HAHAHA! They forgot the part about the Vietnamese children for 3 USD a head, though... :evil:

Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:16 pm

my theme song, I'm addicted to ebay!

Website · Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:47 am

LOL. Glad to find you all thinks its funny..LOL

Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:18 pm

FANTASTIC!!! I liked the part about Shatners Toupee

Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:31 pm

That was hilarious! I love it. * starts absentmindly humming it *

Website · Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:18 pm

I like the music

Well done! XD

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:25 pm

wow, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Website · Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:18 pm

LOL my mum found it on a mailing list she is on.....we listened to it for half the day. lol glad you all like it!lol

Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:30 pm

Haha, really funny!! :roflol:

Very true!

Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:46 pm

I shall be sending that to my friends.

tis great