64 fun things to do while in an elevator
Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:43 am
1. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's s a Small World" incessantly.
2. Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
3. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
4. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut UP!"
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask that they call you Admiral.
8. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce "I've got new socks on!"
9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10. Walk on with a cooler that says, "Human Head" on the side.
11. Stare at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "You're one of THEM, aren't you?"
12. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and say, "Is that your beeper?"
14. Say "DING!" at each floor.
15. Say, "I wonder what these do..."and push all the red buttons.
16. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is "our personal space."
18. Announce in a demonic voice, " must find a more suitable host today..."
19. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button.
20. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
21. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
23. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
24. Shave.
25. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
26. Do Tai Chi exercises.
27. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
28. Give religions tracts to each passenger.
29. Meow occasionally.
30. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
31. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
32. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
33. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
34. Burp, then say, "Mmm, tasty!"
35. Leave a box between the doors.
36. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them, but push the wrong ones.
37. Start a sing-along.
38. Play the accordion.
39. Shadow box.
40. Lean against the button panel.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wann see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
47. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
48. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"
49. Walk on with a cooler that says"Human Head" on the side.
50. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
51. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
52. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
53. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
54. Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi George, how's your day been?"
55. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"
56. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
57. Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
58. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
59. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
60. Pretend you are a flight attendant & review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
60. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they'll open up again."
61. Swat at flies that don't exist.
62. Tell people, "I know what you're thinking."
63. Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
64. Go up to someone and say, "I love you! I know we have our differences but we were meant for each other! Please say you'll go out with me!"
2. Crack open your purse and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
3. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
4. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut UP!"
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask that they call you Admiral.
8. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce "I've got new socks on!"
9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
10. Walk on with a cooler that says, "Human Head" on the side.
11. Stare at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "You're one of THEM, aren't you?"
12. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other passengers.
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and say, "Is that your beeper?"
14. Say "DING!" at each floor.
15. Say, "I wonder what these do..."and push all the red buttons.
16. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is "our personal space."
18. Announce in a demonic voice, " must find a more suitable host today..."
19. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button.
20. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
21. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
23. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
24. Shave.
25. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
26. Do Tai Chi exercises.
27. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
28. Give religions tracts to each passenger.
29. Meow occasionally.
30. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
31. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
32. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
33. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
34. Burp, then say, "Mmm, tasty!"
35. Leave a box between the doors.
36. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them, but push the wrong ones.
37. Start a sing-along.
38. Play the accordion.
39. Shadow box.
40. Lean against the button panel.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wann see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
46. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
47. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
48. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"
49. Walk on with a cooler that says"Human Head" on the side.
50. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
51. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
52. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
53. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
54. Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi George, how's your day been?"
55. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"
56. Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
57. Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
58. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
59. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
60. Pretend you are a flight attendant & review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
60. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they'll open up again."
61. Swat at flies that don't exist.
62. Tell people, "I know what you're thinking."
63. Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
64. Go up to someone and say, "I love you! I know we have our differences but we were meant for each other! Please say you'll go out with me!"
Mon Jul 19, 2004 7:38 am
i have to get in a lift every day for school, so i'm going to try some of those..
but then again, its a hospital i walk through, so that might not be a good thing...
Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:12 am
The human head one was listed twice. 
Still... kinda cool. I like the penny one.
Still... kinda cool. I like the penny one.
Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:24 pm
Not only the human head, but the one below it.
The one with the ticking could get you arrested.
The one with the ticking could get you arrested.
Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:14 pm
Fatastic. I want to try them out!
Number 54 is wrong. His name is Larry...
But seriously, I'm goiong to do 60, 56 (easier to pull off if your on holidays in a foreign country), 54, 32, 22, 18, 11, 8, 7, 5, 4 and 1.
Number 54 is wrong. His name is Larry...
But seriously, I'm goiong to do 60, 56 (easier to pull off if your on holidays in a foreign country), 54, 32, 22, 18, 11, 8, 7, 5, 4 and 1.
Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:11 pm
What about?
65. Make rude noises with your armpits in the elevator.
66. Break wind repeatedly in the elevator.
Those two are equally as annoying as the first 64 for everyone except for the person doing it.
65. Make rude noises with your armpits in the elevator.
66. Break wind repeatedly in the elevator.
Those two are equally as annoying as the first 64 for everyone except for the person doing it.
Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:16 pm
I normally sit on the floor ^_^
It feels weird
It feels weird
Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:35 pm
Those are very funny, I have seen those before. The next time I go onto an elevator, I'm gonna do some of those. Haha. 
Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:03 am
oh crap those were awesome, i shoulda done those when i still lived in japan, can you imagine pulling off one of the group hugs?HAHAHA
Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:06 am
I've done 1 already ^.^
Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:43 am
which one did you do?
Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:39 pm
haha, they're great.
24. Shave.
I'd love to see someone do that.
24. Shave.
I'd love to see someone do that.
Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:56 am
11. Stare at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "You're one of THEM, aren't you?"
My friend does that! XD
29. Meow occasionally.
I do that everywhere I go! XD
22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
*getting ideas* ^0^
My friend does that! XD
29. Meow occasionally.
I do that everywhere I go! XD
22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
*getting ideas* ^0^
Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:41 pm
LOL, I like number 11. I wanna try it, but what isyour fave? mine is number 11......or the headone..,. and the one with the thing you have to say in a comanding voice...lol
Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:02 am
I did #1 once. xP People looked at me..ehm..weird..ly. 