College Quotes 5... Subject: Driving
Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:31 pm
Even if they drive a junkee, you cannot stop a college student from enjoying their vehicle.
Here are the quotes.
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"No mom, of course, I'm not drinking and driving. You can never get away with doing that at the same time... I just drink and THEN drive..."
-Hector, on New Year's
Kim: Dude, we're going straight. Turn your blinker off.
Max: But it goes along with the song...
Kacie: You crashed my car?!
Brandon: It wasn't my fault, the cops were chasing me!!
Dee: Watch this. (Slows down to 10 MPH on a busy highway and puts on hazard lights)
Rachael: Are you crazy?! We're going to die!
Dee: But isn't it funny? Look, people are getting mad!
Brooke: We don't have to leave yet, I know a speedy shortcut.
Ashley: What shortcut?
Brooke: That one road that goes by the tech school.
Ashley: Oh you mean the one with the sign that says No Thru Traffic?
Brooke: Yeah...
Ashley: And the one with the Do Not Enter sign?
Brooke: Yeah that's the one!
"It's a good thing we're driving, cause were waaay to drunk to walk!"
-Guido
“Well, they realized you have to sit in the drivers seat to make the car go.”
-Phil watching drunk people
"I'm just gonna close my eyes and pretend like I'm not about to pee in my pants."
-Josie, in the passenger seat during a long desert stretch on a road trip
"I used to think passing was scary, then I realized it's just like using the left lane on the interstate, except while dodging oncoming traffic."
-Some kid I will never get in the car with
Here are the quotes.
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"No mom, of course, I'm not drinking and driving. You can never get away with doing that at the same time... I just drink and THEN drive..."
-Hector, on New Year's
Kim: Dude, we're going straight. Turn your blinker off.
Max: But it goes along with the song...
Kacie: You crashed my car?!
Brandon: It wasn't my fault, the cops were chasing me!!
Dee: Watch this. (Slows down to 10 MPH on a busy highway and puts on hazard lights)
Rachael: Are you crazy?! We're going to die!
Dee: But isn't it funny? Look, people are getting mad!
Brooke: We don't have to leave yet, I know a speedy shortcut.
Ashley: What shortcut?
Brooke: That one road that goes by the tech school.
Ashley: Oh you mean the one with the sign that says No Thru Traffic?
Brooke: Yeah...
Ashley: And the one with the Do Not Enter sign?
Brooke: Yeah that's the one!
"It's a good thing we're driving, cause were waaay to drunk to walk!"
-Guido
“Well, they realized you have to sit in the drivers seat to make the car go.”
-Phil watching drunk people
"I'm just gonna close my eyes and pretend like I'm not about to pee in my pants."
-Josie, in the passenger seat during a long desert stretch on a road trip
"I used to think passing was scary, then I realized it's just like using the left lane on the interstate, except while dodging oncoming traffic."
-Some kid I will never get in the car with
Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:34 pm
These are the best so far.
Oh, so you know if there are any more of these I'd like you to try to keep them in the same topic, just so the board doesn't get cluttered.
Oh, so you know if there are any more of these I'd like you to try to keep them in the same topic, just so the board doesn't get cluttered.
Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:37 pm
Wow man, I LOVE all of these XD even though I don't drive *coughs* but they're really good 
Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:04 pm
Haha, I like those. And I know never to ride in a car with any of them lol.
Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:55 am
the do not enter one was great...sounds like my mom...