College Quotes 4... Subject: Food
Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:29 pm
When you are in college, eating three meals a day is considered a blessing, and cereal does not make a meal except at breakfast. Two or more meals involving pizza does not count either.
Bad language has been omitted, like always.
Now for the main course.
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"You're not getting a tip until my face isn't sticky."
-Bryan, after a waitress smeared key lime pie on him
Chris: Fat camp would be awesome. Think about all the food you'd get!
Jamie: Fat camp is where you go to get thin, not fat.
Chris: Oh.
"I walk down the street and people look like big baked potatoes to me."
-Abby, on the difficulty of the Atkins diet
"Oh my, this smells bad. You know what, I think this is hamburger meat is spoiled. Hey Rob, come here. Taste this."
-Bev, on second opinions
"The thing I hate about animal food commercials is that they never show the animal eating all of the food."
-Charley
"I did not work my way this far up the food chain to eat grass!"
-Mike, on vegetarianism
"Can you bake ready-made cookie dough on a George Foreman grill?"
-Jaya
"If it's on fire, shouldn't our food be cooked faster?"
-Dave, on learning that meals would be delayed because the restaurant kitchen was on fire
"Senior Discount, whoa! We're gonna have to come here all the time senior year."
-Nikki, during a meal at Denny's
"If this were an authentic Chinese restaurant, we'd get our change in yen."
-Ben
"Mmm, like alternative Froot Loops!"
-April M., upon tasting Apple Jacks high for the first time
"We need to chain my grandmother to the stove."
-Stevo, redirecting his anger at school food
"Even now...the pizza...is...true..."
-Sara G., drunk, on the phone, and mixing food with human virtues
"Bring a table over here, so I can teach you some TABLE MANNERS!"
-Taylor
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Tomorrows lesson: Driving
Bad language has been omitted, like always.
Now for the main course.
*******************
"You're not getting a tip until my face isn't sticky."
-Bryan, after a waitress smeared key lime pie on him
Chris: Fat camp would be awesome. Think about all the food you'd get!
Jamie: Fat camp is where you go to get thin, not fat.
Chris: Oh.
"I walk down the street and people look like big baked potatoes to me."
-Abby, on the difficulty of the Atkins diet
"Oh my, this smells bad. You know what, I think this is hamburger meat is spoiled. Hey Rob, come here. Taste this."
-Bev, on second opinions
"The thing I hate about animal food commercials is that they never show the animal eating all of the food."
-Charley
"I did not work my way this far up the food chain to eat grass!"
-Mike, on vegetarianism
"Can you bake ready-made cookie dough on a George Foreman grill?"
-Jaya
"If it's on fire, shouldn't our food be cooked faster?"
-Dave, on learning that meals would be delayed because the restaurant kitchen was on fire
"Senior Discount, whoa! We're gonna have to come here all the time senior year."
-Nikki, during a meal at Denny's
"If this were an authentic Chinese restaurant, we'd get our change in yen."
-Ben
"Mmm, like alternative Froot Loops!"
-April M., upon tasting Apple Jacks high for the first time
"We need to chain my grandmother to the stove."
-Stevo, redirecting his anger at school food
"Even now...the pizza...is...true..."
-Sara G., drunk, on the phone, and mixing food with human virtues
"Bring a table over here, so I can teach you some TABLE MANNERS!"
-Taylor
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Tomorrows lesson: Driving
Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:44 pm
Another part 
I like this one best
"Oh my, this smells bad. You know what, I think this is hamburger meat is spoiled. Hey Rob, come here. Taste this."
-Bev, on second opinions
I like this one best
Re: College Quotes 4... Subject: Food
Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:12 pm
Onorr wrote:Chris: Fat camp would be awesome. Think about all the food you'd get!
Jamie: Fat camp is where you go to get thin, not fat.
Chris: Oh.
Wow I love this one XD I'm gunna go to fat camp! *waves banner*
Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:25 pm
"Senior Discount, whoa! We're gonna have to come here all the time senior year."
-Nikki, during a meal at Denny's
"Mmm, like alternative Froot Loops!"
-April M., upon tasting Apple Jacks high for the first time
"I walk down the street and people look like big baked potatoes to me."
-Abby, on the difficulty of the Atkins diet
Haha, those were my favorite!
Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:45 am
im a vegan...except for fish and free range eggs.
i had to be PHYSICLY restrained from speaking after this
i had to be PHYSICLY restrained from speaking after this
Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:52 am
Oh man, you had me going there for a sec, I was thinking of going to a fat camp until that smart remark came...and yen is Japanese, not chinese...
Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:06 pm
Sora wrote
Don't tell me, tell Ben. He was the one who said that.
and yen is Japanese, not chinese...
Don't tell me, tell Ben. He was the one who said that.
Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:33 am
"If this were an authentic Chinese restaurant, we'd get our change in yen."
-Ben
I like that one the best, it cracked me up! The one about fat camp is funny too. XD The silly things people say...
-Ben
I like that one the best, it cracked me up! The one about fat camp is funny too. XD The silly things people say...