How To Annoy Your Waiter

Website · Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:37 pm

Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.

Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:40 am

Eat the check

:roflol:

Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:12 pm

HAHA! I'll have to try the check one. If I don't hurl while during it.
EMETOPHOBIA! O_O

Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:44 am

lol, these are great. I'm done the minimum wage one before because the waiter was being a jerk.

Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:05 am

Leave the tip in pennies. I've done it before to an annoying waiter

Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:14 pm

these are great... just remember to annoy the waiter AFTER you eat... annoying before can give REALLY bad opportunity for retaliation... :evil:

Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:59 am

I am a waitress and these all suck.. very funny though!! One time I crumbled a bunch of crackers on the surface of the table..and added a little water.. to make a paste sort of.. then stuck my plate on top of it. The gal was extremely annoying and was so rude as well..

Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:41 pm

I got one. Always pronounce their name wrong.

"Oh oh excuse me Jawy. Yeah Joey, sure whatever."

Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:11 pm

thetrueoogabooga wrote:I got one. Always pronounce their name wrong.

"Oh oh excuse me Jawy. Yeah Joey, sure whatever."

LOL brings back memories of Goodness Gracious Me :roflol:

Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:38 am

haha

Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:16 pm

When you get your order say I didnt order this!, and keep doing that.

Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:22 am

Exhibit A

(Name of comic removed from bottom of the cartoon as some of the comics are in no way appropriate for here. Seriously kiddies, they're awful)