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Cow Tipping

Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:33 pm

Vegetarian jokes ok?
Cow tipping

If you succeed in tipping a cow only partway, such that only one of its feet is still on the ground, you have created lean beef!

Such a 'feat' is 'well done'.

Naturally, being outside, the subject i.e 'cow' is termed, 'unstable'.

When it falls over, it becomes, thus ground beef!

Just a few grammatical edits can make this hilarious...
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