Musician Jokes
Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:48 pm
What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.
How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play alot of wrong notes.
How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and play even more wrong notes.
How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?
Shoot one.
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a saxaphone?
You can tune a lawn mover.
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a violin?
Vibrato.
Why do bagpipe bands always march when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
I'll add more later, feel free to add any of your own
Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.
How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play alot of wrong notes.
How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and play even more wrong notes.
How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?
Shoot one.
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a saxaphone?
You can tune a lawn mover.
What's the difference between a lawn mower and a violin?
Vibrato.
Why do bagpipe bands always march when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
I'll add more later, feel free to add any of your own
Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:42 am
What's the difference between a Bass and Alaska ?
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BASS HAS A B IN IT!!
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BASS HAS A B IN IT!!
Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:06 pm
The sad thing is that I get some of those.
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:48 am
What's the difference between a violin and a cello?
The cello burns longer.
The cello burns longer.
Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:22 am
What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians ??
A drummer!
(I'm kidding, two of my best friends are awesome drummers
Still, its always fun taking the mickey out of them)
A drummer!
(I'm kidding, two of my best friends are awesome drummers
Still, its always fun taking the mickey out of them)