Declaration of Revocation

Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:20 pm

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm

Hilarious text by John Cleese

All Americans should be warned, you haven't got a clue about what is going to happen...

Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:29 pm

o_O;;

Wow. I didn't know that we had such bad pronunciation with words.

EDIT: 250 posts!!

Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:52 pm

I love John Cleese!

Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:02 pm

lol.

Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Website · Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:31 pm

in the light of your failure to elect a competent President

Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

As a Utahn, I'm offended. Wait...no I'm not. -doesn't fancy UT either-

Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:08 pm

I remember reading this (or something almost exactly the same...the rugby bit is unfamiliar) back in 2000/2001. ^_^ Good to see it's still making its way around the internet, it's quite hilarious.

Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:19 pm

Heh. Yep. I saw the newest version (updated dates is all) somewhere else. (Darkmonkey.org.uk)

Pretty funny stuff...

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

And I was always wondering (when we were in Europe) why the announcements in the plane terminals over the used Zed instead of Zee.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:51 am

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.

Ah, I love it

Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:18 am

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

John Cleese is such a crack up XP It's so true (Especially about Budweiser in America)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:37 am

john cleese is possibly the coolest person on the face of the earth...

awesome

Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:02 pm

A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

That's great!

Err... I actually pronounced Pittsburgh as Pittsburra

Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:28 pm

Good-natured yet utterly side-splitting mockery of both sides of the pond! Awesome.

Though he clearly hasn't heard of Japanese cars.

Website · Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:28 am

I have now printed this out and framed it in my 'workspace' (the hollow under the bed where I keep the laptop. And myself, at the moment/)

Website · Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:25 pm

cat1205123 wrote:...
And I was always wondering (when we were in Europe) why the announcements in the plane terminals over the used Zed instead of Zee.

We pronounce it zed in Canada too. I think most contries but the States do

Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:53 am

It's funny because it's true. :roflol: