Funny Quotes
Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:02 pm
Read, Share, Laugh.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Re: Funny Quotes
Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:43 am
.:Requiem:. wrote:As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
LOL! I like these ones espeically =).
Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:44 am
Thanks ^^
People feel free to post some too.
People feel free to post some too.
Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:58 pm
"Madness isn't an illness - it's a lifestyle."
and
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
and
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
Funny lines
Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:59 pm
"Take care of your cardboard box, and It'll take care of you." - MGS2
"If you don't go to war then your g**" - Family Guy
"If you don't go to war then your g**" - Family Guy
Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:14 am
(The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.)
The Truth is out there... but I forgot the URL.
You post, therefore you spam.
Someday we'll look back on thism laugh nervously, then change the subject.
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
The Truth is out there... but I forgot the URL.
You post, therefore you spam.
Someday we'll look back on thism laugh nervously, then change the subject.
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
Re: Funny Quotes
Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:43 pm
.:Requiem:. wrote:Read, Share, Laugh.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
This reminded me of a joke I know, and like:
Two ladies are together at a table, eating and talking. One says, "I am so glad I haven't lost my memory, like so many of the elderly ladies around..."
The other then speaks, "Yes, I know, well knock on wood!" She knocks her fist against the table.
The first lady looks up, surprised, "Is someone at the door?"
Hehe.
Re: Funny Quotes
Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:01 pm
.:Requiem:. wrote:Read, Share, Laugh.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Don't ask me why, but that one made me think of 1984...O.o
Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:11 pm
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step. Don't trip."
haha
Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:45 pm
those quotes are true and you should live by them.
Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:54 pm
The don't trip one?
Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:50 am
The surest sign of intelligent life on earth is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Stuck out the most for me ^^
Stuck out the most for me ^^
Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:26 am
Why did the monkey fall of the tree????
BEACOUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEACOUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Funny Quotes
Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:43 pm
.:Requiem:. wrote:History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
This is too true to be funny...
Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:53 am
Ah, broccoli, mum says you're good for me, but I'm not good for you!; By From Stewie Griffin 