Drivers Ed Jokes
Fri May 06, 2005 12:23 am
I found these on a different forum. I thought they were pretty funny! 
Drivers Education Exam Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
(read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too *censured*-faced to find your keys.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Drivers Education Exam Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
(read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too *censured*-faced to find your keys.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Fri May 06, 2005 9:30 am
Raven Poet wrote:Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Fri May 06, 2005 3:00 pm
Raven Poet wrote:Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Hehe
I like that one
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Sat May 07, 2005 5:13 am
Raven Poet wrote:Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
There's one smart driver.
Sat May 07, 2005 6:59 am
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
That i found funny. I think if it was real the person just did it cause the person had too much time on his hands.*nods*
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Sat May 07, 2005 7:32 am
Phlameseeker wrote:Raven Poet wrote:Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Hehe
My personal favorite as well. xD Those are hilarous.
Sat May 07, 2005 7:34 am
Wait a minute! I knew these looked familiar... and when I saw "Pif" .... Who are you? ('Tis Pif here). ... And just for records, I fought them off my friend's Xanga. xD
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Sat May 07, 2005 4:37 pm
Raven Poet wrote:Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
xDDD
My fave! That was soooooooo hilarious!
Sat May 07, 2005 5:00 pm
shavynel wrote:Wait a minute! I knew these looked familiar... and when I saw "Pif" .... Who are you? ('Tis Pif here). ... And just for records, I fought them off my friend's Xanga. xD
It's Mari! Cool, I didn't know you go on PPT!
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Wed May 11, 2005 5:20 pm
Raven Poet wrote:Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
LOL
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Wed May 11, 2005 5:35 pm
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Raven Poet wrote:Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
xDDD
It's my favorite, too... the answer is so awfully obvious, its... well, obvious. XD
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
For this one I can imagine: "Why am I going to lift heavy traffic?" Or something to that extent as an answer.
Thu May 12, 2005 10:59 pm
MY heavens people are stupid.
But oh-so hilarious.
But oh-so hilarious.
Re: Drivers Ed Jokes
Thu May 12, 2005 11:00 pm
Raven Poet wrote: Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
That's hilarious!