Ok, one for the guys....
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:13 am
Ok, if you read my "Oh to be Six again" topic (here http://www.pinkpt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16262), I picked on the guys... but hey, I'm not prejudiced.....
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.
There are only 6 floors.
It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband.......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She goes up to the next floor.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Not quite what she wants so onward & upward.....
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking. "Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!
Hee hee!
Glad I stopped at floor #5!! (Glances lovingly at husband while he does the laundry....) 
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.
There are only 6 floors.
It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband.......
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She goes up to the next floor.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Not quite what she wants so onward & upward.....
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking. "Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!
Hee hee!
Glad I stopped at floor #5!! (Glances lovingly at husband while he does the laundry....)
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:36 am
Oh, I get it! It's amusing.
Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:05 am
It took me a while to figure it out but now i get it...hey 
Edit: POST 250!!!! FORGOTTEN HOW TO LEAVE!!!!
Edit: POST 250!!!! FORGOTTEN HOW TO LEAVE!!!!
Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:24 pm
xD I love your jokes xD
Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:34 pm
That was quite funny..
I thought there was going to be something else on the sixth floor though.
I thought there was going to be something else on the sixth floor though.
Re: Ok, one for the guys....
Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:21 pm
pengo313 wrote:Hee hee!
Awwww...heh, I thought that comment was cute.
The joke was really funny, I wish a Husband Wal-Mart would really open up. Or perhaps, just a boyfriend Wal-Mart. Heh, heh.
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:16 pm
I can't help but wonder what the floors in the Wal-Mart that sells wives must be like...
But I can imagine unfortunately
But I can imagine unfortunately
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:24 pm
That joke is beyond funny...
CrewWolf wrote:I can't help but wonder what the floors in the Wal-Mart that sells wives must be like...
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:39 pm
bwahhahaha! So true... so true
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:49 pm
Ha, great! I love these kinds of jokes. 
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:53 pm
I've got one thing to say about that joke.
Damn straight!
Damn straight!
Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:20 am
That is so true. Even I'll admit it.
Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:30 am
Heehee, that joke is great and so so true
Re: Ok, one for the guys....
Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:25 am
pengo313 wrote:Ok, if you read my "Oh to be Six again" topic (here http://www.pinkpt.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16262), I picked on the guys... but hey, I'm not prejudiced.....
Gee, and here I thought "Oh to be six again" picked more on the woman than on the man. . . .
Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:31 pm
That, my friend, was the closest I came to laughing in 3 years.
Ah, just kidding, it was hilarious.
Ah, just kidding, it was hilarious.