Funny Money

Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:27 am

Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the perfect guy, and an old lady are walking down a street when they simultaneously spot a $100 bill. Who gets it???

The old lady, of course! The other three don't exist.

Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:40 am

lol, I heard that joke before, just in a different way!

Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:03 pm

Me too I heard it more like:
Santa clause, the tooth fairy and a blond nuclear Physisist are walking down the street they see a £50 note who gets it first?

No-one because none of them exist!

Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:45 pm

Never heard it, though I think I've heard something like it...

WOAH! Chronic, that version was good!

Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:13 pm

I never heard that one before, its really funny!

Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:16 pm

I've heard that in blonde joke format. It's a good joke.

Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:48 pm

Also the smart ACer.

Although I am an ACer. I shouldn't be talking.

Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:08 pm

I heard something like that except it was a joke for women mostly...
Santa Clause, the perfect guy and the perfect woman all got into a car crash. Who lived?
The perfect woman. Santa isn't real, and no man is perfect.

But I like this person too.