ways to annoy people in a swimming pool

[Maroon]

Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.

Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.

Hit strangers with your flutter board.

Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.

Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.

Swim near a stranger and say, "Darn it I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".

Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.

Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".

Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.

Try to negotiate the price of getting in.

Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act
as though you were pushed off.

When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm
Batman!" while running around.

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

Throw people's things into the pool.

Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your
grande-finale.

Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

[Experiment]

Heh, those are great, I definitely have to try some of those some time. My mom was sitting here because she was reading that Beethoven joke, and then she read this one too. We both started cracking up when we read this:

Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

And as my mom was cracking up, she insisted that you were "sick." Congratulations man! I think this list has some definite potential!

[Khristian]

lol!!

Those are very very funny.

[.:Compact Disk:.]

Also you can (This may take some setting up though)

Take a sponge, cut it into a sausage shape then paint it brown and thrown it in before you get it and scream at the top of your voice "SOMEONE'S POOED!!!!"

[AFI_Sorrow]

Also you can (This may take some setting up though)

Take a sponge, cut it into a sausage shape then paint it brown and thrown it in before you get it and scream at the top of your voice "SOMEONE'S POOED!!!!"

Didn't that happen in some movie with a chocolate bar? That's going to drive me mad now wondering which movie it is...*ponders*

Cute list. I liked the Marco Polo by yourself thing. I wonder if other people would join in, or just watch you from afar.

[Jake]

Wow. That really woke me up! Awesome! Purely awesome! ROFL

[Fiddelysquat]

Also you can (This may take some setting up though)

Take a sponge, cut it into a sausage shape then paint it brown and thrown it in before you get it and scream at the top of your voice "SOMEONE'S POOED!!!!"

Didn't that happen in some movie with a chocolate bar? That's going to drive me mad now wondering which movie it is...*ponders*

Cute list. I liked the Marco Polo by yourself thing. I wonder if other people would join in, or just watch you from afar.

It was Caddy Shack. So yeah, add "throw a candy bar in to the pool and start screaming, "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE POOED!"

[Jen]

I would do those, if I had a reason to go to a pool.

But, I can't swim, so I'm not sure the drowning one would happen on purpose, if I attempted any of them.



Good list though.

[silver_angel]

My favorite: Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".

To bad I probably would never even come close to trying It!

[Urthdigger]

I actually have gone and floated face first in a pool to freak out the lifeguard.

[JellyFish72]

I actually have gone and floated face first in a pool to freak out the lifeguard.

Did you get banned from the pool? XD

I'm very tempted to ask a hot lifeguard to practice CPR on me... If only I was allowed to go without my parents... If only I and everyone else I know didn't have pools in their backyards... then we could go to a public pool...

[Eo]

O.o I think I've done the Marco Polo one before...

*must try singing and dancing one*

[Maroon]

Also you can (This may take some setting up though)

Take a sponge, cut it into a sausage shape then paint it brown and thrown it in before you get it and scream at the top of your voice "SOMEONE'S POOED!!!!"

Or you could just throw a baby Ruth Bar in the pool. lol

[.:Compact Disk:.]

You all had to ruin my Idea didn't you?...
EBIL PEOPLE!
...
Oh well...

[Tyrannitar]

Dump an entire jug of lemonade in. Or, sprinkle laxatives over the refreshments stand and say that you're salting them and then run away.