Dead rabbit?
Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:42 pm
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries
its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house,
hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?".
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went
outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him
back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries
its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house,
hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?".
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went
outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him
back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
Re: Dead rabbit?
Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:04 pm
hahahaha!! that's really one good jokeS-S-SmOkIN wrote:This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries
its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house,
hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?".
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went
outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him
back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
bad dog!
Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:40 pm
xD.......That was a un-obvious answer!
Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:13 pm
That happens in a kids book "Fluffy, Diary of a killer cat".
Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:08 pm
Yeah, I've heard that one before...heh heh 
Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:59 pm
that was really funny !!!!! [/quote]
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Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:52 pm
i remember that in Dickie Roberts >_< Except it was "DEMON RABBIT...DEMON RABBBIIITTTT"
Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:06 pm
My dad told me that one... hehehe...
Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:15 pm
Lol Sick but funny!
Sick but funny!
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:12 am
XD XD
Why do I find jokes like that funny?
Why do I find jokes like that funny?
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:24 am
lol, that was a brilliant joke1!!!
- just using this smilie because I can
- just using this smilie because I can
Thu Jun 24, 2004 12:18 pm
I didn't find it all that funny...
Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:56 pm
T_T
That was...odd...and creeeeeeepy.
That was...odd...and creeeeeeepy.
Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:23 pm
That was funny. I love jokes like that.