If you're feeling down and blue and need a little pick-me-up, then this is the place to be people!
Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:37 am
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you'll have a bad headache.
lol add more if you find any!!!
Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:17 am
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Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:59 am
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a dog!
Well sit here on this couch and we'll talk.
Oh, but I'm not allowed on furniture.
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:36 am
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm invisible!
Who said that?
Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:12 pm
(An old one!)
Doctor, doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doc: Pull yourself together man!
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:12 pm
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
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