Australian Man Chased by Giant Lizards

[Pudding]

A young gentleman called Hayden Adcock got lost in the jungle while vacationing in Laos. He was chased by a large group of giant unidentified lizards. It does not say whether the lizards were chasing him for the full 11 days while he was lost. There is also a waterfall involved somehow. One hopes that this means there's an entirely new species of giant lizards out there for study and discussion.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Mr. Adcock, of course.

(I really never knew how deeply I wanted to post a thread with this title.)

[Asthaloth]

I, for one, welcome our new Neo-Nazi, Communist Lizardmen overlords.


(HA! I said it in something approaching relevance to a topic!

[shapu]

Well, since the giant ants aren't coming....

[Christopher]

Well, since the giant ants aren't coming....

They ate them.

[Plastic Ninja]

A young gentleman called Hayden Adcock got lost in the jungle while vacationing in Laos. He was chased by a large group of giant unidentified lizards. It does not say whether the lizards were chasing him for the full 11 days while he was lost. There is also a waterfall involved somehow. One hopes that this means there's an entirely new species of giant lizards out there for study and discussion.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Mr. Adcock, of course.

(I really never knew how deeply I wanted to post a thread with this title.)

i hope they really start doing us in. its what we get for globe warming. but i would love too studie them. but he may have just gone mad and thinks he saw a giant lizards. but i sure hope they're real and if so im going too stuidy them like crap.

[Nessa]

Oh noes the lizard people are coming!

Lizard-People Run the World
If a science fiction-based religion isn't exotic enough, followers of onetime BBC reporter David Icke believe that certain powerful people — like George W. Bush and the British royals — actually belong to an alien race of shape-shifting lizard-people. Icke claims Princess Diana confirmed this to one of her close friends; other lizard theories (there are several) point to reptilian themes in ancient mythology. And let's not forget the '80s TV show V.

[Pink]

Oh noes the lizard people are coming!

Lizard-People Run the World
If a science fiction-based religion isn't exotic enough, followers of onetime BBC reporter David Icke believe that certain powerful people — like George W. Bush and the British royals — actually belong to an alien race of shape-shifting lizard-people. Icke claims Princess Diana confirmed this to one of her close friends; other lizard theories (there are several) point to reptilian themes in ancient mythology. And let's not forget the '80s TV show V.

Hehe...Reptoids, maybe?

http://www.reptoids.com/

[Shoyru_Lover]

That is... the funniest thing. Ever.

But hey, wouldn't it be exciting if we discovered an advanced race of lizards living? That was be... incredible.

Hey if Twilight is anything to go by, all our myths are rooted in truth.

I always wanted a lizard friend...

[Fiddelysquat]

Either he's making this up, or God answered one of my childhood prayers and velociraptors are real and roaming the earth.

i hope they really start doing us in. its what we get for globe warming.

Uh... yeah. Feel free to be first in line to take your "penance" for global warming. I'll be driving away from the giant lizards in my SUV.

[Asthaloth]

Too small to be a Verlociraptor, they're the same size as a Komodo dragon.
A smaller, Komodo, anyway.


I still feel that Australia is the testing ground for Biological weaponry, you watch, next week it will be revealed they share a gestalt conciousness called the Hive mind and that they have summoned their hive fleet to devour earth.

[Plastic Ninja]

Too small to be a Verlociraptor, they're the same size as a Komodo dragon.
A smaller, Komodo, anyway.


I still feel that Australia is the testing ground for Biological weaponry, you watch, next week it will be revealed they share a gestalt conciousness called the Hive mind and that they have summoned their hive fleet to devour earth.

goody goody! but i think hes gone mad. but on that topic, ill bet kyms in on it! kym is why we have platapus!

[Pudding]

Good theories on the reptoids and velociraptors, all. We'll get to the bottom of this soon enough. At least we know that the lizard people are pretty angry since they definitely lost the Minnesota senate race.

I still feel that Australia is the testing ground for Biological weaponry, you watch, next week it will be revealed they share a gestalt conciousness called the Hive mind and that they have summoned their hive fleet to devour earth.

goody goody! but i think hes gone mad. but on that topic, ill bet kyms in on it! kym is why we have platapus!

The whole thing took place in Laos, so any conspiracy theories about Kym and/or the Australian government will have to get slightly more complicated.

Please make them more complicated. :D

But hey, wouldn't it be exciting if we discovered an advanced race of lizards living? That was be... incredible.[...]

I always wanted a lizard friend...

You could totally play Hayden Adcock in the movie. Pitch this next time you talk to movie people: a young man on vacation is mauled by lizard people, then returns to the jungle to seek peace and understanding with them. I think it should have a soundtrack by Randy Newman.

[Siniri]

I still feel that Australia is the testing ground for Biological weaponry, you watch, next week it will be revealed they share a gestalt conciousness called the Hive mind and that they have summoned their hive fleet to devour earth.

goody goody! but i think hes gone mad. but on that topic, ill bet kyms in on it! kym is why we have platapus!

The whole thing took place in Laos, so any conspiracy theories about Kym and/or the Australian government will have to get slightly more complicated.

Please make them more complicated.

Your wish is my command, since I'm currently staying up late to study and desperately need a break. Besides, I'm good at complicated. Simple, on the other hand, is a whole separate matter...

Australia obviously has been experimenting with animals as potential weapons for centuries. First of all, just look at all the marsupials roaming around -- America gets the lowly opossum, but Australia gets kangaroos and koalas. They may look cute, but kangaroos can kick like van Damme, and have you seen a koala's claws? And come on, four out of the five deadliest snakes in the world? You might think you should just get off the land and take haven in the water, but Australia's got that covered, too, between the crocodiles and the deadly stingers. So let's get back to dry land, shall we, and talk about that most famous Australian marsupial, Taz. Rumours abound about the cancer plaguing the devils, but the reality is much more sinister.

Everyone knows that Tasmania is the hub of the Main Australian Center for Animal Weaponry and Experimentation (MACAW). Top-secret experiments to grow rodents of unusual size went disastrously awry when a goanna sneaked into the lab. The problem might have been contained, but unfortunately, it was a hatching female. Reports of goannas capable of eating small children (much like that other Australian experimental species, the dingo) began to appear in tabloids, and so MACAW, in an effort to eradicate the lizards, engineered a tumor virus. Unfortunately, the brains of the lizards had grown as well as their body, and they were somehow able to not only develop their own species' resistance to the virus, but also to mutate it to affect that icon of Tasmanian tourism, Taz.

Not content with this meager revenge, the lizards decided to start a land war in Asia by sneaking into an Australian aid envoy to Laos. Fearing that MACAW's existence would finally be revealed to the world, Australia sent in a crack team of MACAW enforcers to secretly destroy the lizards in Laos. Unfortunately, Laos had turned out to be a most suitable habitat for the lizards, and they had quickly reproduced and organized into a primitive society. The Australian team woefully underestimated the lizards, and Mr. Adcock's injuries were a direct result. The conspiracy continues, as legal expert Kym tries to cover up the entire incident by discrediting Adcock and his family. Meanwhile, Australian zoologists are seeding the rumour that the lizard is related to the Asian Komodo dragon in an attempt to cover up its similarity to the goanna.

[Asthaloth]

Complicated?
Right we are.


Well, the Neo Nazi Lizardmen who live at the centre of the earth have chosen to emerge into the surface in Australia due to the already vast number of evil entities that exist there (Spiders, snakes, jellyfish, sea spiders, koala bears, etcetera) at the behest of their lord and master, the time travelling multi dimensional blind gibbon, who is fueled by fanboy angst, logical paradoxes and nerd rage, his plan is to cause much nerd rage with the release of the neo-nazi communist lizardmen, not to mention the obvious logical paradox, so that he has enough power to go back in time, create the naturally occuring system of gears and levers that created him, and thus causing an event of such logical stupidity, and much nerd rage, that he becomes all powerful!

Kym is one of his agents, who's primary purpose is to spam the internet with illogical nonsense that no one believes the existence of the actual illogical nonsense that does exist until it is far too late!

I am yet to work out how Davros and the Doctor fit into this, of course.


Hows that?

[theonlysaneone]

Their leaders are probably headquartered in the Denver International Airport:

An African woman in colorful native garb; a Native American woman who's heritage the airport's art supposedly celebrates; a blonde girl with cupid bow lips, a Star of David on her chest and a bible in her hands. Each lay dead in open coffins for your viewing pleasure. A burning city, children sleeping on piles of bricks, a line of mourning women in rags with dead babies, limp in their arms. A huge, looming military figure in a gas mask brandishes a sword and machine gun. Part of an actual note written by a child interred in a Nazi death camp. Strange words embedded in the floor with no explanation about what they mean. Welcome to Denver Internatinal Airport!

That's just the part you see up close, though. What you don't see are 8 sub-basements, low- and high- frequency sounds that make people sick, air vents jutting out of the surrounding barren acres of fenced lots that have barbed wire along their tops - pointing in. Whole buildings that were constructed below ground level and then buried as is, the excuse being they were "built wrong". An entire runway constructed, then buried under a layer of dirt and "forgotten". The layers of workers and companies who were fired so no one would have a Big Picture.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Denver_Airport.html