I am a golf-club killer
Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:13 pm
I got my first golf-set today from my mother... and I took little Jessie to the driving range to try it out... and within the first 30 minutes, I totally killed my most expensive golf club (a no. 1 driver). The golf head broke off the shaft!!!
... and the most humiliating thing ... the golf head ended up going further than the golf ball ...
I'm thinking of taking it back to the store to see if I can get the whole thing replaced... "Hi... I'm not 100% satisfied with this golf club ... so I'd like to exchange it for a NEW one..."
Anyway, if anyone here plays golf and knows of some good sites for tips and tricks or willing to give me some ... plllleassee... I don't wanna be 007 - license to kill golf-clubs anymore.
... and the most humiliating thing ... the golf head ended up going further than the golf ball ...
I'm thinking of taking it back to the store to see if I can get the whole thing replaced... "Hi... I'm not 100% satisfied with this golf club ... so I'd like to exchange it for a NEW one..."
Anyway, if anyone here plays golf and knows of some good sites for tips and tricks or willing to give me some ... plllleassee... I don't wanna be 007 - license to kill golf-clubs anymore.
Last edited by Shoyru_Lover on Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHA. You moron.
In all seriousness though, I'd take it back. Golf clubs.. shouldn't break like that o.O Just make sure you have proof of purchase, yada yada, all that stuff.
In all seriousness though, I'd take it back. Golf clubs.. shouldn't break like that o.O Just make sure you have proof of purchase, yada yada, all that stuff.
Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:50 pm
*giggles*
you're a moron!
you're a moron!
Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:59 pm
It was probably defective, my mom plays golf and they're not supposed to break like that. Take it back to the store (make sure you have a receipt and crap).
But that's still funny.
But that's still funny.
Re: I am a golf-club killer
Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:02 pm
Kym wrote:... and the most humiliating thing ... the golf head ended up going further than the golf ball ...
*sniggersnigger*
uhhh yeah, i'm fairly sure they shouldn't break like that...they should change it or give you a refund?
Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:03 pm
*giggles* I would have loved to see that.
Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:52 pm
Yeah, I'd take that back. No golf club, under any normal circumstance, should break at the hozel (even if you smack the ground pretty hard).
Now, here's a question that is worth asking - did it break where the head meets the shaft, or inside the head, or higher up?
Now, here's a question that is worth asking - did it break where the head meets the shaft, or inside the head, or higher up?
Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:35 pm
The one time I did that, the club was thirty years old and already cracked. Something wasn't quite right about the club you had. =/
Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:28 am
I guess I shouldn't laugh but.........
*hides face in couch with shoulders shaking slightly*
*hides face in couch with shoulders shaking slightly*
Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:40 am
Update: They gave me a new one cause apparently it was faulty. Sooo ... I'm not a golf club killer after all!
Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:41 am
Kym wrote:Update: They gave me a new one cause apparently it was faulty. Sooo ... I'm not a golf club killer after all!
No, you're not a golf club killer, just a product tester.
Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:34 am
Dragonfire wrote:Kym wrote:Update: They gave me a new one cause apparently it was faulty. Sooo ... I'm not a golf club killer after all!
No, you're not a golf club killer, just a product tester.
Kym the Guinea Pig... I like it XD
Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:19 am
Kym wrote:Update: They gave me a new one cause apparently it was faulty. Sooo ... I'm not a golf club killer after all!
No, no, you ARE a golf-club killer. You just cull the weak or sick ones from the herd, as if it were a wildebeast or cub scout.
Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:08 am
shapu wrote:Kym wrote:Update: They gave me a new one cause apparently it was faulty. Sooo ... I'm not a golf club killer after all!
No, no, you ARE a golf-club killer. You just cull the weak or sick ones from the herd, as if it were a wildebeast or cub scout.
If you follow Darwinian evolution, the next generation will be stronger and better golf clubs on average than the previous.
Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:24 am
Update: OK I really officially hate golf clubs with a burning passion. I thought for a while that I wasn't really a golf-club murderer, but I just acme back from the driving range again and I "bent" the head on another driver - the heck? Is it two faulty golf clubs or am I just that bad? I didn't even hit it on the ground. I kept whacking it properly and it kept averaging about 130m every shot.