Things PPTers Would Never Say

[Tymaporer]

I loved this topic on the old forums...I remembered it when I found a quote from it somewhere on my computer. All you have to do is say a PPTer and something they'd never say (based on their personality/interests/inside jokes.) Some of them are really funny. So insert whatever you're supposed to say at the end of a new topic here.

[Bangel]

Chass: Bono is the devil. Well, actually, he dressed up as one once. We call him MacPhisto, no idea why. I just know this because I know everything about Bono, which makes me a square. He's not even that good looking either, and he's totally old. He could be like, my dad. So it would be totally gross to fancy someone as old and practically decaying as Bono. Me, personally? I'm a Good Charlotte girl myself. Emo music isn't really all that emo, if you're into that sort of thing. I like cars and money, not boys. This is why I find Good Charlotte appealing, don't you? And also, I'm really into American Idol. That Kellie Pickler is really something, eh? I really love her style of music. Country rules! Good Charlotte should really go country; we're lacking emo music in that genre. And we all know it's not a genre if it's not emo! I'm quite a fan of hohos myself; no twinkies here! Twinkies aren't really my thing, unless they involve American Idol propoganda. Also, it is my life's aspiration to become a cheerleader for the Lakers! I really love to dance around in little clothing rooting for athletes; it's just what I'm good at! So anyway, the main thing you'll ever need to know about me is that if you mention Moulin Rouge in any way, shape, or form, I will kick you in the hindquarters. That movie is the most blasphemous, disgusting, and gross movie ever. And I hate blasphemy! Boo to blasphemy! Disgusting and gross things are also bad, because I like flowers and prettyness! I often dance around fields wearing long skirts and oversized tie-dyed shirts just because I can! The flowers are my friends, what about you?

[o_0]

Bno: I don't rock.

[Christopher]

Chass: The mere mention of the name Michael is better than 100 live Bono's. *squeeee*

[Paul]

Xil: Ooooh, I have the hots for DMie!

[Hil]

Chass: U2? Pfft...Creed is better.

Jim: Awwww...who's a cute little kitty? I wuv you.

[Rachel]

Jas: You thought i was giving stuf away! never! it's mine, all mine!!!

[Ammer]

That was great Bangel.

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Bangel: Angel? Firefly? Who the Hell made these stupid shows?

WIS: I can't stand that un-realistic doctor show House.

Scott: 24? AS IF! bring me some Desperate Housewives!

[Amethyst]

DM: Forget FF5 and Hawk Nelson and all that! Paku Romi owns my soul!

Chris: Anime, me? Pffft, that stuff is soooo overrated.

Bangel: Joss Whedon needs to die, I tell you!!! DIE!!!

SL: I'm not talented!

Anubis: 'own' instead of 'pown' as the pronunciation of 'pwn'

Hil: Bucky Covington is my Idol! -fangirl squeal-

[Igg]

Chris: Of course I'll tell you how old I am, Heather.

[-Ducky-]

SirClucky: I in fact made these werebunnies. I thought they were so cute and then, I dressed them up in little werebunny outfits and threw them over the edge of a cliff!

Ammer: Me? Sarcasm? Never!

Jim : I'm actually a 12 year old girl...

Christopher: *something normal*

ScottNak: Pink is the new green, girlfriends!

[shapu]

Fiddelysquat: Ooo, Howard Dean is dreamy...

EDIT: You know, I think I got two things fidds would never say in that one sentence...

Last edited by shapu on Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[Paul]

Jim : I'm actually a 12 year old girl...

Jim did say they were 12 once.. Or maybe that was 8.. Or 2... Hmm..

[-Ducky-]

Everyone on PPT: "We need a new mascot, how about a duck?"

[ahoteinrun]

Everyone on PPT: "We need a new mascot, how about a duck?"

It should be a guinea pig.