Merry Christmas and please don't get offended..
Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:25 pm
Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter-solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling, and medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England great (not to imply that England is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "ENGLAND" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishes or wishees.
By reading this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were somewhat inconvenienced.
I also wish you a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling, and medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England great (not to imply that England is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "ENGLAND" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishes or wishees.
By reading this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were somewhat inconvenienced.
Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:31 pm
Igg, how did you get a copy of The Queen's speech so early?
Nice greeting, and I wish you to have a happy public holiday throughout the United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Northern Ireland and the Republic Of Ireland.
Nice greeting, and I wish you to have a happy public holiday throughout the United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Northern Ireland and the Republic Of Ireland.
Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:38 pm
I am the Queen.
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:52 pm
Your Majesty!!!
I always knew Queen Betty 2 was hip.
I always knew Queen Betty 2 was hip.
Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:33 pm
Satan Claus wrote:Your Majesty!!!
I always knew Queen Betty 2 was hip.
XD!
Igg, why didn't you tell us this sooner?! You really ARE the Queen? That's amazing!
*bows to the Majesty*
*makes sure to use capital letters in the right places*
Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:24 am
British humorists... 
Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:31 am
Does this wish apply to people not currently residing on the planet?
Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:43 am
Christopher wrote:Does this wish apply to people not currently residing on the planet?
I believe not.
Looks like someone will be offended.
Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:51 pm
I freaking love it....-memorizes-
Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:32 pm
Ammer wrote:Christopher wrote:Does this wish apply to people not currently residing on the planet?
I believe not.
Looks like someone will be offended.
Maybe they'll come down in a big spaceship and cause a sonic wave!
Sun Dec 25, 2005 7:42 pm
Paul wrote:Ammer wrote:Christopher wrote:Does this wish apply to people not currently residing on the planet?
I believe not.
Looks like someone will be offended.
Maybe they'll come down in a big spaceship and cause a sonic wave!
Somebody's been playing too much Destroy all Humans...
xD Great speech Igg!
Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:12 pm
.:Compact Disk:. wrote:Paul wrote:Ammer wrote:Christopher wrote:Does this wish apply to people not currently residing on the planet?
I believe not.
Looks like someone will be offended.
Maybe they'll come down in a big spaceship and cause a sonic wave!
Somebody's been playing too much Destroy all Humans...
xD Great speech Igg!
Dr Who actually.
And everybody knows they would make all the A+ blood stand on the edge of buildings. Thanks god I'm O+.
Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:06 pm
Satan Claus wrote:Dr Who actually.
And everybody knows they would make all the A+ blood stand on the edge of buildings. Thanks god I'm O+.
Congratulations! You win five points!
Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:17 pm
I think it is vital that if you are playing Dr Who, you look terrifying when you smile.
Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:03 pm
Igg just killed a few of my brain cells 