The Anonymous Advice Column (Pink Ink)
Sun May 15, 2005 9:57 pm
Need answers to your trivial, arithmetical, personal, or any other problematic problems? PI can help! Well...one certain unnamed member of PI, that is.
The anonymous person has answered all your questions from the last two threads! And thus, now s/he (haha, you think I'm gonna reveal the gender? :P) needs more! You know how some of you go rampaging when without food? Imagine that on a larger scale when Anonymous here can't answer questions. *shudder*
Post all your questions, pressing to serious to silly to absurd, here (or if you're feeling shy and don't want the question in public, email it to mailto:failedlogin@gmail.com), and expect an answer in a similar manner within the next issues of the Pink Ink! Make sure they're PPT-appropriate, but otherwise, Anonymous has an obligation to answer everything. Mwahaha.
Check out the last thread if you need ideas or more details.
Have fun,
The Pink Ink Staff
The anonymous person has answered all your questions from the last two threads! And thus, now s/he (haha, you think I'm gonna reveal the gender? :P) needs more! You know how some of you go rampaging when without food? Imagine that on a larger scale when Anonymous here can't answer questions. *shudder*
Post all your questions, pressing to serious to silly to absurd, here (or if you're feeling shy and don't want the question in public, email it to mailto:failedlogin@gmail.com), and expect an answer in a similar manner within the next issues of the Pink Ink! Make sure they're PPT-appropriate, but otherwise, Anonymous has an obligation to answer everything. Mwahaha.
Check out the last thread if you need ideas or more details.
Have fun,
The Pink Ink Staff
Sun May 15, 2005 10:09 pm
For the love of all things pink, who the heck are you?! Who hired you?! WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?!
Sun May 15, 2005 10:10 pm
Who's hotter - Jim or Matt?
Just kidding. Jim's ego would be hurt if you answered.
Just kidding. Jim's ego would be hurt if you answered.
Sun May 15, 2005 10:16 pm
Is it just me, or does the smallest toe on my foot seem a little unnecessary?
Sun May 15, 2005 10:35 pm
Why am I insane?
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Sun May 15, 2005 10:51 pm
Why cant I sleep at night but during the day I'm out like a baby?
Sun May 15, 2005 11:23 pm
Why do guys mood swing more than females? It's role reversal, I tell ya!
Sun May 15, 2005 11:23 pm
Why is my left foot bigger than my right foot?
Sun May 15, 2005 11:43 pm
Is Tyma the coolest, bestest person you've ever heard of? 
Why do we have to get our precious soap all dirty with whatever's on our hands?
Why do we have to get our precious soap all dirty with whatever's on our hands?
Mon May 16, 2005 12:40 am
Why is almost everyone on PPT crazy, evil, WW/Neopets addicted, Arrow/Rune worshipping, cool and just plain weird? 
Mon May 16, 2005 12:48 am
There is a fatal virus spreading in your neighborhood. Everyone on your block is sick, including your entire family. There is a certain antedote to it, but only you own it. You only have enough to save two people, and you can't make any more. You use the first vial on yourself. Who else do you save?
Mon May 16, 2005 12:56 am
You save me. 
Uh...I KNOW! Have YOU helped with the John Reuben campaign yet?
Uh...I KNOW! Have YOU helped with the John Reuben campaign yet?
Mon May 16, 2005 1:09 am
Whats better, Pie or Cake?
Mon May 16, 2005 1:13 am
Whats worse, leaving your finished homework at home, or having to tell your teacher that you did?
Mon May 16, 2005 1:15 am
Beatles or Stones?