Stupid questions that are hard to answer.

[Eskimo]

Like why are P.E. teachers usually fat? And stuff like that.

Lets just see if any PPTer can answer any! :-D

[Fallen]

Where do babies come from?

[Qanda]

Where do babies come from?

Uhh... I dunno, but I think the stork brings them. Sometimes they are found under berry bushes too, I've heard.

My PE teachers are not fat... indeed they take delight in showing off their ridiculous pecs and biceps and expect us all to train harder to achieve their stature...

[jellyoflight]

Where do babies come from?

Uhh... I dunno, but I think the stork brings them. Sometimes they are found under berry bushes too, I've heard.

Nah, they're in the cabbage patch

[Eidolon]

I've never had real PE, because I've been in band and japanese.

but one of the PE teachers at our middle school was kind of fat and very bald. but also very good at basketball and he kicked all the boys' butts.

and the other PE teacher was a young and very fit woman, who all the boys thought was extremely hot. *rolls eyes*

here's a question: how on earth do they capture New Car Scent?

[Base]

My gym teachers aren't fat, but they should be. They sit on the sides as we run around and play basketball all year. I guess they get all their exercise from yelling at us

[Harmonize]

What flavour is "Original" flavour? Do Mexican flavoured Pringles taste like mexicans?

[Eskimo]

here's a question: how on earth do they capture New Car Scent?

o_0' I have ALWAYS wondered that... How do the do it???

[sirclucky]

If you dug a hole from NYC to China, lined it with a metal that blocked out 99.99999% of all heat, stuck an elvator inside of it, went through, would you come out standing on your head?

[Twizzler0171]

Yes! And no. And yes and no again!

If on Jurassic park, the dinosaurs were made with Mosquitos, Tree Frogs, and Ostriches (The eggs) why don't the dinosaurs all have wings and can climb up trees and run really fast? And why don't they eat bugs and bird food and blood?

[Pteri Sage]

Yes! And no. And yes and no again!

If on Jurassic park, the dinosaurs were made with Mosquitos, Tree Frogs, and Ostriches (The eggs) why don't the dinosaurs all have wings and can climb up trees and run really fast? And why don't they eat bugs and bird food and blood?

Though this is primarly fiction here is some basis of fact that may help explain it.:
The part from the mosquitos was the blood that was extracted from the dinosaurs themselves so no mosquito info in them.
The portion from the Ostrich was basicly a hollowed out egg similar to events used for cloning and envitroferilization.(sp?).
The frogs were not a tree frog species to begin with and only small portions were used as filler for the gaps in the genetic code for the dinosaurs not the full thing. Some dinosaurs were insectavores(ate bugs), as well as Omnivores (ate meat & plants), Herbivores(ate plants), Carnivores (ate meat), and others such as the Ovaraptor who specialized in eating the eggs of other creatures.

[Twinkle]

What's the answer to this question?

[Twizzler0171]

Yes! And no. And yes and no again!

If on Jurassic park, the dinosaurs were made with Mosquitos, Tree Frogs, and Ostriches (The eggs) why don't the dinosaurs all have wings and can climb up trees and run really fast? And why don't they eat bugs and bird food and blood?

Though this is primarly fiction here is some basis of fact that may help explain it.:
The part from the mosquitos was the blood that was extracted from the dinosaurs themselves so no mosquito info in them.
The portion from the Ostrich was basicly a hollowed out egg similar to events used for cloning and envitroferilization.(sp?).
The frogs were not a tree frog species to begin with and only small portions were used as filler for the gaps in the genetic code for the dinosaurs not the full thing. Some dinosaurs were insectavores(ate bugs), as well as Omnivores (ate meat & plants), Herbivores(ate plants), Carnivores (ate meat), and others such as the Ovaraptor who specialized in eating the eggs of other creatures.

... It was meant to be a sarcastic question. I really did not expect an answer, and I basically knew that already.

[Sapphire Faerie]

If you dug a hole from NYC to China, lined it with a metal that blocked out 99.99999% of all heat, stuck an elvator inside of it, went through, would you come out standing on your head?

**thinks** I imagine that at some point the gravity would naturally move you around. Somewhere near the middle of the trip, the gravity would pull you toward whichever wall is down (toward the earth's core) and eventually start pulling you toward the opposite end (what started as the ceiling would become the floor.
Also, from NYC to China wouldn't require going through the core of the earth, but only through the magma of the top hemisphere, which is cool.
But, the whole delimma could be remedied by building a spherical elevator. With all the surfaces sloping gently, as the gravity shifted, you'd hardly notice yourself being pulled from one end to the other.

What's the answer to this question?

42.

[Zero!]

...How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?