The Anonymous Advice Column (Pink Ink)
Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:57 am
Have a problem and need a desperate solution- unorthodox or not? You've come to the right place, cause PI has a way to help you! 
Yet again, our anonymous advice column writer needs some questions. Whether you need to know the meaning of the life...or the meaning of a "biiiig word", feel free to ask away, cause s/he has an obligation to answer everything. Eeeeverything. Well, everything PPT appropriate. Feel free to ask as much as you want. (If you're still unsure and need examples of what type of questions, check out the last thread.)
To submit a question (or if you have a comment/suggestion), either post here, or if you're feeling shy and want to keep anonymity yourself, send an email to mailto:failedlogin@gmail.com. Please don't send questions to anyone else, cause they're bound to be lost (or improperly answered ;P).
Oh, one last thing (just cause I'm paraphrasing Cae from the last dead topic), keep in mind that...one, the questions will be answered in various issues of the Pink Ink, and two, the amount of questions answered will vary each issue.
Have fun,
The Pink Ink Staff
Yet again, our anonymous advice column writer needs some questions. Whether you need to know the meaning of the life...or the meaning of a "biiiig word", feel free to ask away, cause s/he has an obligation to answer everything. Eeeeverything. Well, everything PPT appropriate. Feel free to ask as much as you want. (If you're still unsure and need examples of what type of questions, check out the last thread.)
To submit a question (or if you have a comment/suggestion), either post here, or if you're feeling shy and want to keep anonymity yourself, send an email to mailto:failedlogin@gmail.com. Please don't send questions to anyone else, cause they're bound to be lost (or improperly answered ;P).
Oh, one last thing (just cause I'm paraphrasing Cae from the last dead topic), keep in mind that...one, the questions will be answered in various issues of the Pink Ink, and two, the amount of questions answered will vary each issue.
Have fun,
The Pink Ink Staff
Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:04 am
Why won't Rune lend me her frying pan to let me cook eggs on it? I feel it is completely unfair! She lent it to Marissa the other weekend to smack Scott upside the head, but she won't lend it to me! 
Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:45 am
Throughout the play Macbeth by William Shakespeare, the use of foils is very evident. In a five paragraph MLA format essay, please voice your opinions on how well Shakespeare managed to take use of the foils and if he was successful in doing this.
er..if you can have this done by next monday..*cheesy grin*
er..if you can have this done by next monday..*cheesy grin*
Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:50 am
Why is my life so boring? 
And why am I such a picky eater?
And why am I such a picky eater?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:59 am
Why is it that cheese doesn't give me a tummyache if it's eaten with a tomato based product if cheese alone gives me a tummyache? Also, why do I get so bloaty when I eat apples and goldfish crackers?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:29 am
Why do bad things happen in threes? Why is it when one bad thing happens more bad things seem to be attracted to you like you're a magnet?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:30 am
What is with people and frying pans? I mean, come on! Axes are obviously better. (And, not to mention, back in style!)
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:36 am
Why do people think Axes better, when its obviously Poisoned Apples and swords? (Speaking of which... stay away from that basket of apples, eh?) 
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:47 am
How can I show a girl I really care about her?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:58 am
Why do people like axes so much? They're so over-rated. I mean, frying pans are at least legal to bring across the border.
Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:06 am
What's up with Rune and her Frying pan thing? Does she secretly resent Arrow because he hogs all the glory? I hardly doubt she could get Hunter or Yukio or Jim in a frying pan..but..she seems to have them all under her spell already. So is the frying pan a symbolic representation of her hatred towards Arrow? or just a representation of her Goddess-like status she holds over this forum?
-Concerned Runanites of the world.
-Concerned Runanites of the world.
Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:22 am
Sometimes I'm very afraid that the cheese I don't eat will come and eat my brains. Cheese is not in my dietary plans, I am a vegan. And I'm very afraid that someday I will wake up brainless. What do I do?!
Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:11 am
Why do people think frying pans are better?! Axes inflict more pai- I mean, are more fun to use.. *cough* Plus they've nice shiny edges that are nice and sharp.. *drools* *wakes up* Err. They're just better! Don't you agree?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:13 am
I ran out of Kleenex. How do I blow my nose?
Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:15 am
ahoteinrun wrote:Why do people like axes so much? They're so over-rated. I mean, frying pans are at least legal to bring across the border.
So are apples! Just as long as they don't suspect they are poisoned! And I think the poor Advice Giver has a whole page right here...
Why do they insist on thinking that they are better just because they aren't?