The Most Saddest/Stupidest Things to occur to you

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Just post the saddest/stupidest moments of your life.

The Sad:

I was trying to see if i could go to the bathroom while standing on the toilet seat, and I slipped, and I fell into the toilet...(I was 4.)

The Stupid:

Last year i was talking to thomas about something I don't really remember, and suddenly this guy jumps from behind and scares the living crap out of me and I run like crazy, and I was screaming, and I ran into a pole.

[Kitten Medli]

Last year i was talking to thomas about something I don't really remember, and suddenly this guy jumps from behind and scares the living crap out of me and I run like crazy, and I was screaming, and I ran into a pole.

Awww... hehehe.

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Last year i was talking to thomas about something I don't really remember, and suddenly this guy jumps from behind and scares the living crap out of me and I run like crazy, and I was screaming, and I ran into a pole.

Awww... hehehe.

And in PE, we were playing capture the flag, and my Pe shorts fell off. .___.;;

[kiay]

Stupid: When I was five years old, I washed my dads computer with soap. XD He ended up spending a few weeks trying to get it to dry.

Another stupid one: During september, in foods class, we were backing cookies and our table accicidently used salt instead of sugar.

[Qanda]

Stupid and sad: I had a hamster when I was young, but I never cleaned it up. One day my father got fed up its dirtiness and threw it into a pail of water to clean it (hamsters can swim... sort of). Then, before we left for church, my father put it out in the sun to "dry". Of course, I disagreed, saying that it'd be scorched to death, but my father didn't believe it.

When we came back the hamster was dead.

[vivian58]

Stupid and sad: I had a hamster when I was young, but I never cleaned it up. One day my father got fed up its dirtiness and threw it into a pail of water to clean it (hamsters can swim... sort of). Then, before we left for church, my father put it out in the sun to "dry". Of course, I disagreed, saying that it'd be scorched to death, but my father didn't believe it.

When we came back the hamster was dead.

WAH! ANIMAL ABUSE!!

Anyway. When I was around 3 or so, we went to this mall with a huge fountain... and I apparently promptly rushed to fall in. My parents had to dash across the street to buy me dry underwear.

[jellyoflight]

One time when I was little, I was walking up a hill with my grandad.

On the way back I slipped and did some kind of roly-polys to the bottom, where I landed in a pile of sheep muck.

It looked like I'd pooped myself!

Then I had to wear my little sister's shorts for the rest of the day (we were at my nan and grandads) because I had no spare pairs with me.

[Asthaloth]

i walk into lamp posts.
im talking on a daily basis here.

[Twinkle]

Wow seems like lamp posts are evil world-wide. Watch out for them, they don't like human heads.

Stupid: Wore my dance leggings clean out of the dryer.... I was there bouncing on the trampoline in P.E. minding my own business and I hear a cry of "OH MY GAWD! WHAT IS THAT?!". I look down and hold up what I thought was a hair band, only to reveal my tiniest, sexiest, laciest, G-string to the entire hall. It included half the girls in my year and quite a few lads getting the basketball hoops for outside. They've never let me live it down.

[Ammer]

Saddest: Ah, still working on that.

Stupidest: Too many to count but here is one good one, (I was like 7)

I ran away from home...




To the backyard.

[Kitten Medli]

Last year i was talking to thomas about something I don't really remember, and suddenly this guy jumps from behind and scares the living crap out of me and I run like crazy, and I was screaming, and I ran into a pole.

Awww... hehehe.

And in PE, we were playing capture the flag, and my Pe shorts fell off. .___.;;

You poor thing. *hug*

Ammer, me and my friend used to run away from home to my dad's boat. I used to say goodbye to my cat and everything. Poor thing, probably thought I was really leaving.

[Anubis]

Stupid and sad: I had a hamster when I was young, but I never cleaned it up. One day my father got fed up its dirtiness and threw it into a pail of water to clean it (hamsters can swim... sort of). Then, before we left for church, my father put it out in the sun to "dry". Of course, I disagreed, saying that it'd be scorched to death, but my father didn't believe it.

When we came back the hamster was dead.

... hamster's can't swim. You should never give them a bath. Ever.

Anyhoo. Err... I guess a stupid thing I did was to pack my bag to run away from home, get ready, run out the front door, realise I didn't have my shoes on, and run back. -_- Four year-old logic.

[Harmony crystals]

Last year i was talking to thomas about something I don't really remember, and suddenly this guy jumps from behind and scares the living crap out of me and I run like crazy, and I was screaming, and I ran into a pole.

Awww... hehehe.

And in PE, we were playing capture the flag, and my Pe shorts fell off. .___.;;

Those moments sounds so cute..hehe

[Bangel]

Saddest: Hm. This child I never even knew, only seen, had epilepsy. Or however you spell it. I was really, really young when I first saw him. I remember he had a seizure once on the playground and I saw it. He was only in second or first grade. I'm leaning towards first. One day, the nurse came in and announced to all of us that he had died. Some people cried, even those that didn't know him, like me. I remember my one friend, Emma or Emily or something (can't remember her name) was so shook up she had to excuse herself from the classroom. I think everyone at the school was touched that day, as we all knew who he was, even if we didn't know him personally. The school made a little plaque for him and dedicated the blacktop or playground or something to him. I think it's still there.

Another friend of mine remembers it, too- she was there, though we didn't know each other then. I just IMed her about it:

Froggy x Ducky: Do you remember when -name censored- died?
Her: Yes.. :-(
Froggy x Ducky: That was terrible, wasn't it?
Froggy x Ducky: I was just thinking about it.
Her: Yes it was
Froggy x Ducky: Is that plaque still there? On the blacktop?
Her: I hope so.. he so deserves it.

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As for stupidest, too many to count.

[Callie]

Saddest:Too many

Stupidest:Well,there's quite a few.

I tripped on a cord in band and almost killed Dr.Beat(would have been good riddance) I fell out of my chair twice in band.

I also was walking out of the commons this morning to an NJHS meeting and knocked over a desk/chair thing...