For those topics one could describe as the forum equivalent of a twinkie. Word games, forum contests and giveaways are all the rage here.
Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:33 pm
There once was an administrator
who fished in the forum for capers.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum:
a topic for rhyme-instigators.
Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:46 am
I'm so glad to see this alive!
Another Limerick must I contrive.
It does take time
to get the right rhyme,
and I ain't talkin' no jive.
Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:30 am
The words I type are rather sharp
I have no head for this type of lark
But don't complain
I am not insane
Although don't bump into me in the dark!
Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:52 pm
There once was a player named Daze
who got into the Neopian craze.
She had to start over
but quickly recovered;
her skills and talents always amaze.
Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:55 am
There's a gal called Siniri
Who plays these fun games with glee
I had to announce,
How do I pronounce?
The answer was Shee-Nee-Ree.
Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:15 am
There was a young man named Blue,
He administered his forum on queue.
With a tap of his fingers,
he delivers his zingers
And now we can all shout Wahoo!
Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:18 am
A "young man?" Blue said with glee.
It really made him hee hee.
A young man I'm not,
oldest of the lot.
I am almost one-oh-three
Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:56 am
There was a place in the forum
where peoples lyrics where aurum
But when the censor cut in
the text was changed for decorum.
Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:44 am
There once was a gent named Murf
Who really loved to go surf.
Then he yelled, "oh no!"
He broke his big toe
And screamed, "smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf!"
Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:53 am
That last one made me laugh entirely too hard, Blue.
There once was a woman from Limerick
who wanted to use up her turmeric.
She put it on cod,
but it went to sod
from sitting too long at the simmer -- ick!
Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:10 am
There was a bartender at night
who was given quite a freight
A patron's tattoo
Made him say, "eww"
Their skin displayed a nasty blight
Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:59 am
There was a player name Tollet
His game described as solid
And when it came time to pass
everyone did laugh,
As they thought his name was toilet!
Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:14 am
There once was poetic license
where one could force rhymses
some are just magic
others quite tragic
This Limerick didn't work out quite as well as I expected.
Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:53 am
There once was a poet
who was calm and stoic
Although he claimed
his works were defamed
The words he used were heroic
Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:46 pm
There once was a feature called "AC";
to do well, you cannot be lazy.
We toil for prize points,
but what is the real point?
The monotony drives us all crazy.
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