It is most unfortunate that the campaign manager for TDG has apparently lost his head, figuratively speaking of course, and that we must continue to defend ourselves from such slander.
We deal with facts here (and time, and everything high and imperial, but really just the facts), and so the truth must be confronted. However we only have the information from the previous census 1 year ago, and so have worked from that information. If they have abandoned their beliefs since the last census, we profusely apologise for referring to them as religous.
The fact that ceasingly issued press releases and replies filled with incoherant nonsense that seem to have been made without reading all the facts has begun to wear on us here at the Christopher campaign.
Ixistant wrote:
The general public knows that you travel by zeppelin and chauffeur-drive car normally, but that night you were drunk and stole a car from outside of your drinking parlour and rammed it into the poor, innocent Nice Family's dining room.
Again we must correct your issue pertaining to understanding what has been stated. Christopher neither drinks, nor drives cars, nor is chauffeured in cars, partially due to the inefficiency, and partially due to the number of deaths of political figures in the past two centuries in them.
Also, to counter your continued claims of intoxication, Christopher, our great leader cannot get drunk.
Ixistant wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Our internal sources are infact claiming that the DNA of the perpetrator found all over the scene belonged to none other than TDG himself?
There you publically accuse TDG of killing our much loved friend Harrold. And you dispute the findings of an independant investigation, not only funded by TDG but by DM? For shame, Christopher, for shame.
Again you seem to have failed to comprehend what we said. No claim was ever made of TDG DNA being on the site of Harrolds murder. If our press release has confused you we apologise.
We were referring to the scene of this alleged car crash. You pull these conclusions seemingly from thin air. The fact that the family are supporters of TDG means that if he had paid a campaign visit to their house, naturally he would have left evidence.
We do not dispute the findings of the independant investigation, and have no idea why you say this. As quoted from the previous press release, we merely wish to confirm your testings and evidence:
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No claim was ever made as to the perpetrator of Harrolds assaination. However as you apparently have come up with evidence indicating Kugetu we will verify it before informing the authorities. We must do so as we obviously do not trust your dubious words after exposing so many lies.
That fact that it was funded by presidential candiates automatically means it is not an independant investigation, and would hope that such notions are not repeated.
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Harrolds family along with all of us at the Campaign for Christopher would humbly request that you stop referring to Harrold as was a supporter of Christopher, a dedicated supporter, everyone bar you apparently knew this. As of such, it is a stain to his memory for you to invoke his name. He said so.