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There once was an administrator
who fished in the forum for capers.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum:
a topic for rhyme-instigators.

I'm so glad to see this alive!
Another Limerick must I contrive.
It does take time
to get the right rhyme,
and I ain't talkin' no jive.

The words I type are rather sharp
I have no head for this type of lark
But don't complain
I am not insane
Although don't bump into me in the dark!

There once was a player named Daze
who got into the Neopian craze.
She had to start over
but quickly recovered;
her skills and talents always amaze.

There's a gal called Siniri
Who plays these fun games with glee
I had to announce,
How do I pronounce?
The answer was Shee-Nee-Ree.

There was a young man named Blue,
He administered his forum on queue.
With a tap of his fingers,
he delivers his zingers
And now we can all shout Wahoo!

A "young man?" Blue said with glee.
It really made him hee hee.
A young man I'm not,
oldest of the lot.
I am almost one-oh-three

There was a place in the forum
where peoples lyrics where aurum
But when the censor cut in
the text was changed for decorum.

There once was a gent named Murf
Who really loved to go surf.
Then he yelled, "oh no!"
He broke his big toe
And screamed, "smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf!"

That last one made me laugh entirely too hard, Blue.

There once was a woman from Limerick
who wanted to use up her turmeric.
She put it on cod,
but it went to sod
from sitting too long at the simmer -- ick!

There was a bartender at night
who was given quite a freight
A patron's tattoo
Made him say, "eww"
Their skin displayed a nasty blight

There was a player name Tollet
His game described as solid
And when it came time to pass
everyone did laugh,
As they thought his name was toilet!

There once was poetic license
where one could force rhymses
some are just magic
others quite tragic
This Limerick didn't work out quite as well as I expected.

There once was a poet
who was calm and stoic
Although he claimed
his works were defamed
The words he used were heroic

There once was a feature called "AC";
to do well, you cannot be lazy.
We toil for prize points,
but what is the real point?
The monotony drives us all crazy.