(*Dranzer*) wrote:
(A mom talking to a her daughter)
Uh huh, this your pants
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So I'm not just gonna let it rip like that
Cause I ain't no ripping jeans girl
I ain't no ripping jeans girl
[2X]
Oooh, this my pants, this my pants [4x]
I heard that you were jogging
And you didn't think that you would rip it
People see you running like that, getting all the seams undone
So I'm ready to patch, gonna sew it all up
Gonna get it fixed, gonna make it brand new
That's right, put your sneakers down, getting all the seams undone
A few times I've been around that track
So I'm not just gonna let it rip like that
Cause I ain't no ripping jeans girl
I ain't no ripping jeans girl
[2X]
Oooh, this my pants, this my pants [4x]
Let me hear you say, these jeans are re-mended
Yeah they are re-mended
these jeans are mended
Yeah they are re-mended
Again, these jeans are mended
Yeah they are re-mended
These jeans are mended
Yeah they are re-mended
A few times I've been around that track
So I'm not just gonna let it rip like that
Cause I ain't no ripping jeans girl
I ain't no ripping jeans girl
[2X]
Oooh, this my pants, this my pants [4x]
"Ripping Pants Girl"-Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stefani
I would be so embarrased if my mom sang this to me...
That was too funny. Very original Dranzer.