Qanda enters, holding the final results in his hand, a solemn look on his face.
"It was a close fight; very close indeed," he announces. "Both contestants had their strengths and weaknesses. They were from different tribes too."
"o_0, You helped out tremendously while in Valentia, according to amarise. You alone uncovered the evil conspiracy of spies, thus showing your honesty and refusal to betray your teammates. Even till the final two you refused to compromise your conscience and chose to bring Twizzler into the final two.
Against all odds, you managed to survive many rounds of voting after the merge, either by winning immunity challenges or through sheer luck, where someone else forgot to vote, thus demonstrating your strong determination for survival, when others would have quitted. 5 members of the jury were former tribemates of yours (including both xjox and amarise)."
"Twizzler," Qanda continues. "According to xjox, you helped out immensely in your tribe Hakunamatata too, such as in the Search for Fire (Fire lupes!
). Some people cited you as their greatest threat during their Unpleasant Confessions, and to quote Ziggy, you were one heck of a player.
In terms of popularity, you managed to stay in a strong alliance even after the merge, and barely anyone voted for you throughout the whole game. You stayed alive without having to rely on luck or immunity. Even Jellyoflight claims that "Everyone love Twizz!" (grammatical error not mine). While only 4 members of the jury were former tribemates of yours, many of them were your allies to the end."
"So who will win?" asks Qanda. "Who will the jury choose? The one who has demonstrated astounding survival capability without compromising his ethics or the popular and diplomatic one who made many allies?"
Qanda takes a deep breath. "And the winner of Survivor PPT is..."
Suddenly, a huge gust of wind blows away the slip of paper in Qanda's hand. It flies into the sea and is gone forever.
"Oh dear," says Qanda. "There goes the results. Fortunately, I always keep backups. Allow me to return to my personal tent and retrieve my records. It will take a day at most (my tent is rather far from here). In the meantime, I urge the jury to keep mum about their votes, and not reveal them either in public or private."
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