random paragraph! (now with explanation a few posts down)

[Uncle Xyzzy]

This is a topic to surpass all other topics.... a topic that will have random topics with random subtopics with random subsubtopics that will confuse the smartest person. Basically, I write a paragraph, you take something I mentioned in my paragraph, and so on. I'll begin.

This is my paragraph. It is strange to write a paragraph about paragraphs, but since this is the topic of the thread, it makes total sense. I will write this paragraph about PARAGRAPH DEVELOPMENT! A paragraph, as you should know, is a series of sentences about a topic. They can use reasons, incidents, and examples to explain a topic sentence. My topic sentence is "I will write this paragraph about PARAGRAPH DEVELOPMENT!" This sentence shows what the paragraph is about. The summarizing sentence tells us something else that could go with the topic sentence. The next sentence is my summarizing sentence. Paragraphs can be very fun to write!

Last edited by Uncle Xyzzy on Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[shortin]

This looks like fun...So are you talking about Paragraphs...or allowing anyone to talk of anything?

[AutumnElf]

Er...so what exactly is the point of this whole thing? (Yeah, yeah, I'm dumb )

[Qanda]

This is a topic to surpass all other topics.... a topic that will have random topics with random subtopics with random subsubtopics that will confuse the smartest person.

Err, I'm confused already. But then, that can't be helped, since I am the smartest person.

[shortin]

I'm thinkin somebody has to think of a subject to talk about.

[YesItIsh]

This is my paragraph. It is strange to write a paragraph about paragraphs, but since this is the topic of the thread, it makes total sense. I will write this paragraph about PARAGRAPH DEVELOPMENT! A paragraph, as you should know, is a series of sentences about a topic. They can use reasons, incidents, and examples to explain a topic sentence. My topic sentence is "I will write this paragraph about PARAGRAPH DEVELOPMENT!" This sentence shows what the paragraph is about. The summarizing sentence tells us something else that could go with the topic sentence. The next sentence is my summarizing sentence. Paragraphs can be very fun to write!

What what what what wha what? Hm...so pick one of the sentences and then write something all about that sentence? Hmm......o_0

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Okay, here's a better explanation. I mentioned reasons in my topic. If you see I mentioned reasons, you might write ANYTHING about reasons. Better yet, reason. As long as you talk about reasons, your paragraph can be anything. For instance, "Reasons I like Subway", "Reasons you should brush your hair", and "Reason is better than irrationality" would all work well, because they're all about reason.

[Blake]

Ok I'll make this un-understandable.

Why Cats are moo. Moo? Cats are moo. Why? Cat moo that milk why. SO milk is cat cow cow make milk milk is moo moo is milk. Milk is milk. Cat are milk. Moo is milk. Cat like milk milk is good. SO milk good for cat so cat moo. ANd me is moo too!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

ANd is improper capitalization. CAPItalization is also improper. These are wrong because the only words that have lots of capitalized letters are words like NASA and McDonalds. NASCAR is another. It stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. I learned that during the NASCAR movie at IMAX Theaters. I don't know what IMAX stands for, but it stands for something, so you should capitalize every letter in it.

[YesItIsh]

McDonalds is a sponsor of neopets. Also, you can eat there, like many other places. Other places include KFC, Popeyes, Burger King, and In-N-Out. Those places are fast food places. Fast food places generally have really fat foods. Anyways, McDonalds have a Monopol thing going on each year. You can ewin a lot, but you might also get as fat as the person in Supersize Me. So you shouldn't eat there a lot.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I shouldn't take my glasses off a lot. That's why I got contacts today. Contacts can't be taken on and off at one's every whim, and are better for me. Because I started using contacts today, I get a reward. My reward is a Pokemon plush toy.

[Jenna!]

I like cheese. Why? Cheese is good. I like Chedder and Swiss. Swiss has holes. Holy Cheese. There is a Church of Swiss because Swiss is holy. Cheese is dairy. Dairy is milk. Milk is liquid. Water is liquid. Water is ice. And ice is slippery. You ice-skate on ice. Therefore you ice-skate on cheese.

[shortin]

I love music! I just love how diffrent instruments are put together to make a song. I especially love the piano the sound the look(just wish I could play it better) Theres all diffrent types of music pop, rock, rap, hip hop, r&b, alternative, classical etc. the list could go on. I'm thinking of studying music in college not for a career choice just to learn it because I like music so much. Theres also diffrent types of instruments guitar, piano, violen, clarient etc. the list could go on also. And I also like how the notes look as well. they look very pretty to me. Well, what can i say im obsessed with music and not one certain kind all diffrent kind whatever songs that reaches to my heart, or make me want to jump up and dance. Music

[YesItIsh]

There's this game which you can dance. It's called Dance Dance Revolution. However, you don't really dance. You just step on the steps. So, it shouldn't relaly be called DDR, which means Dance Dance Revoluton. But sitll dancing is fun.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I do not know what sitll dancing is. If I learn to sitll dance, I will sitll dance on a piano. I figure sitll dancing must have something to do with opera, because they say things that nobody knows what it means. I bet they say "Sitll". It is possible that sitll dancing is short for something, but that would make it SITLL dancing. I know that because I wrote a paragraph about that. I wrote a lot of the paragraphs in this topic. I will now go SITLL dance on a piano while I think about the paragraph game.