Fortunately/Unfortunately (Split @ 10)

[Pixa]

Fortunately, the girl realised that Graham wasn't the man for her, so married a billionnaire instead.

[Anoohilator]

Unfortunately the billionaire was Graham's twin brother and when Graham went round to visit he went crazy and shot his girlfriend, his twin brother, stole all his money, and ran off to Cornwall.

[CrescentRoses]

Fortunately, there was a detective hot on his trail.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately for Graham , the detective was run over by the batmobile.

[Twizzler0171]

Unfortunately for Graham, that meant that instead of a regular ol' detective hot on his trail, it was Batman.

[Ric]

Fortunately for Graham, Batman had a tumor.

[Xandra]

Unfortunately, it was actually a (hatching) dragon egg that had been placed under his skin.

[flyinglizard]

Fortunately, the dragon was born and killed batman

[CrescentRoses]

Unfortunately, this left a large gaping hole in his skin, and as a result, he contracted a deadly virus.

Edit: Oops. Just realized what I did. Sorry.

Last edited by CrescentRoses on Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[Amethyst]

Fortunately, he was already dead from the dragon bursting out of his skin.

[Pardona]

Unfortunately, he died on an Indian burial ground, came back as a zombie, and the virus was the zombie-itch-from-hell, so it still caused the Bat-zombie quite some grievances.

[Makuta_Neodude]

fortunately, Darth Vader gave him some psycotherapy sessions to help him channel the aggravation into rage against Graham.

[Twizzler0171]

Unfortunately, in the time it took Darth Vader to teach Bat-zombie psychotherapy lessons, Graham got away.

[The Wonder Weezel]

Fortunately Graham ran himself off a cliff, and upon hearing the good news, Darth and the Bat Zombie proclaimed they would be BFF... best friends forever!

[zorg]

Unfortunately the bat zombie was lying.