Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Makuta_Neodude]

ok, here's how this works:
1. i post the beginning of a story
2. the next person posts a negative turn of events, starting by saying "unfortunately..."
3.the next person post something positive, beginning with fortunately
4.unfortunately
and so on..
example:
me: joe went hiking in the woods.
person q:unfortunately, he tripped on a rock
person z:fortunately, he caught himself easily
person blurp:unfortunately, he was at the edge of a cliff and stumbled off the edge
person q:fortunately, he landed on nice, fluffy pillows
and so on...

BEGINNING:
billy-bob the big bad bean went swimming in his pond.

[Kidwaiy]

Unfortunately, he never knew how to swim.

[WIS]

Fortunatly, he brought inner tubes.

[Blk Mage]

Unfortunately, it was out of air.

[Bangel]

Fortunately, his parents had another child to love and adore after Billy-Bob died.

[WIS]

Unfortunatly, that child was hit by a car soon after.

This is dark. .__.

[Blk Mage]

Fortunately, he only lost nerve feeling in his whole left body.

[_jade_em_]

Unfortunately, he didn't think himself very fortunate.

[thelilbear]

Fortunately, he only lost nerve feeling in his whole left body.

Unfortunately, he was left handed.

[Blk Mage]

Fortunately, he was cured by a magical shaman.

[pipsqueeek]

Unfortunately, the shaman happened to be evil and was only healing him to turn him into his zombie minion

[-Ducky-]

Fortunately, zombies are awesome.

[Christopher]

Unfortunately upon appearing as an extra in the latest Dawn of the Dead episode XI he got embroiled in a legal suite pertaining to the use of his likeness in sponsorship promotions.

[everconfused]

Fortunately, just before trial, he was able to get documentation from his doctors that he was, in fact a real zombie, counter-sued and is now a millionaire.

[TDG]

Unfortunately, due to hyperinflation, the money he received could only pay for a loaf of bread by the time the trial ended