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PPT's *UNOFFICIAL* Presidency -- Nominations (JUST FOR FUN)

Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:32 am

Well, the one on NL stopped...and I had 3 out of 5 noms. <_< So, I'm starting it here. The basic thing is you nominate someone. When you have 5 nominations, you're in the running. So far, the only one in the running is me. So don't vote for me, unless you wanna.

PEOPLE WITH FIVE NOMINATIONS
- DM was on fire! (Vice president: pokemonfreak27, campaign manager: Skynetmain, secret service members: Pullarius, unknown)

This is just meant for fun. It's not meant to be serious. And it's unofficial. In other words, you can't tell Yukio what to do.
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Re: PPT's *UNOFFICIAL* Presidency -- Nominations (JUST FOR F

Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:48 am

DM was on fire! wrote:Well, the one on NL stopped...and I had 3 out of 5 noms. <_< So, I'm starting it here. The basic thing is you nominate someone. When you have 5 nominations, you're in the running. So far, the only one in the running is me. So don't vote for me, unless you wanna.

PEOPLE WITH FIVE NOMINATIONS
- DM was on fire! (Vice president: unknown, campaign manager: secret service members: unknown, unknown)

This is just meant for fun. It's not meant to be serious. And it's unofficial. In other words, you can't tell Yukio what to do.


I want to be Vice-President! *pwease?*
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Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:49 am

Hi Dm. Don't know who I am? I nominate you. I can be a secret service member.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:59 am

'Course I know you. 'Cause only cool people manage chickens. :D

And Light...no need to nominate me. I'm already in the running. :P

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:03 am

Can we nominate ourselves? :P

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:06 am

Campaign for yourselves - yes
Vote for yourselves - no. You'll have to find someone else. :P

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:11 am

DM was on fire! wrote:Campaign for yourselves - yes
Vote for yourselves - no. You'll have to find someone else. :P


Okay, then, uh... My cat nominates me. xD

Re: PPT's *UNOFFICIAL* Presidency -- Nominations (JUST FOR F

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:23 am

DM was on fire! wrote:...

- DM was on fire! (Vice president: pokemonfreak27, campaign manager: secret service members: Pullarius, unknown)

...


DM. Campaign manager please :D It will keep me from running against you, and I can do a better job than Karl Rove and Jack Abramoff since I play fair and can get results. (Keep in mind I can only run a liberal campaign. Anything else and you're on your own).

PS: I don't want to run against DM, but I will run for PPT's HoR, or Diet, or whatever the legislative body is for this site.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:34 am

A vote for me is a vote for increased taxes, decreased spending on the public sector and a greatly raised presidential pay package.

Vote TDG, 2006 - Because he told you to...

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:41 am

I'm nominating Kugetsu, and I'll be his campaign manager. He'll be in this whether he wants to or not. :P

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:49 am

Don't vote Kugetsu, as you can see from these pictures, he is clearly selling Class A illegal substances to minors.

And from these photos, you can see him then taking the children's money, beating them brutally and taking his Class A illegal substances back and proceeding to begin selling them to the elderly.

Vote TDG - because he told you so (and he's got the best opponent slandering department this side of Cambodia)

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:53 am

I'll support TDG or Kugetsu. Whoever pays me more for my services. Muahaha!

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:53 am

Dont vote TDG, he eats babies.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:58 am

My campaign is as follows,

1. First I campaign into Presidency. Vote for me for sweeping reforms (that naturally do not impact on your day to day PPT life other than through benefits which I won't tell you what they are but instead will tell you how much better off we have become compared to other forums. Probably the ones with no 'administrators'.

2. I have the populous confer upon me permanent executive power, or seize it through whatever type of Article 48 PPT has. I become King Christopher the 1st.

3. I proceed to annex the rest of the PPT site and then begin colonizing uncharted areas of the internet in order to form the Glorious Empire of PPT.

Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:15 am

Unlike my client's opponents, DM is a decorated war veteran.

Back on PT-109, DM tutored a young John Kennedy about courge and was luckly transfered before that ship's fateful voyage. After earning her wings, DM was the co-pilot on the Enola Gay in August of 1945.

In Korea, DM and her wingman were shot down shot down across the Chinese border. DM singlehandedly carried her wingman through enemy lines and back to Seoul. Not stopping there, DM swam to Tokyo with her wingman on her back to get him to a better hospital and away from Alan Alda. Naturally, DM won a Medal of Honor.

DM won three Purple Hearts in 'Nam. One while saving a bus load of children during the Tet Offensive (where DM earned her first Silver Star). The other two were on the Mekong while on partol in a swift boat (where DM earned her second Silver Star).

After Vietnam, DM served in the Air Force's Stratigic Air Command and flew a B-52 on countless partols, many with live warheads, and never had a single broken arrow.

In the first Iraq War, DM lead a M-1 Abrams battalion on the assualt on Baghdad and almost crushed the Imperial Guard in a single day offensive.

Now retired, DM will serve the people with the honor and dignaty learned from years on service in defence of freedom.

DM was on fire! wrote:I'm DM, and I approve this message.


Paid for by the People to Elect DM
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