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Want to tell the world what Neopets has done to you? Or What good has happened? Make your own titles, prelude and lyrics. It could be about anything from Neopets.

-Show Title-

Neopets: Unfair Freezings

-Prelude-

For many years now, Neopets has been an entertainment site for all ages. They want to keep the level of good G raed things on. But, while doing so, people are frozen. The ones who were frozen in the past were bad, no unfair freezings. But now, the staff aren't taking care of Neopets.com much. It's been so glitchy. Now instead of working on it everyday, Adam and Donna are on Mall Tours. Stay tuned to Neopets.com, it may actually close down...soon.

-Lyrics-

For many years,
We lived in peace,
Now we can never live in ease.
Neopets, you've failed me,
Every time you are down,
You bring us to frown.
Your bots have been working screwy today,
But they don't care, do they?
No.
Now we must do something 'bout it!
But don't start a fit!
Or else you'll be iced.

Neopets, you have denied,
Made mistakes and all,
But when someone takes a stand,
And tells you that you failed,
Once,
Twice,
Maybe thrice,
You freeze their butts off.
And this, is what leads us to think:
Maybe you guys should care for your users?
But, my friends, will never happen....


These are my ideas, but what are yours?

My idea is...you're a good songwriter! Sadly, I'm no poet/songwriter, so I can't participate... Ah well. *hums the song in his head again*

Ahhh... but young grasshopper. Neo related poems, songs, and images do not belong in the general chat.
They belong where Poems, songs, and images belong.
Here in my gallery of lost souls...
Bwahahahahaha...
Enjoy.

my feeble attempt

To the tune of Jingle Bells...

CHORUS: Ohhh ...
Neopets, Neopets, you have gone astray
Used to be so fair and free
now you've got your ray

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There is this great site
that we all flocked to
pets and toys and games
oh! the lab ray too

Chatting on the boards
was such fun to do
now you have to keep it zipped
or you'll be frozen too

CHORUS

Guilds and boards were once
a safe place to go and win
something cool and random
till too many scammed

Now we have these rules
don't know what they mean
cause they're incomplete and vague
and changing at a whim

CHORUS

games have always been
a way to make np
but they have so may bugs
you may need to flee

auctions, trades were cool
restocking was too
now if you're too fast and good
you're iced for breaking rules

CHORUS

autobots abound
freezing for a word
or a dumb report
that is just absurd

mods and staff are few
and the glitches flow
how are we to play the game
when we are scared to go

CHORUS

TCG and toys
rake the money in
someone's making tons
while the players flinch

site is often down
programmers maligned
server problems take a backseat
to the bottom line

CHORUS

Things have got to change
fun is hard to find
when you've always got to worry
access will be denied

massive freezings now
seem to be the norm
used to be it was just baddies
now it's everyone

Ohh...
Neopets, Neopets, you have gone astray
you were once so fair and fun
now you've got your ray

It's been very fun,
But now we're done,
We'll take the "wrong step" someday,
Millions of NP away,
down the drain.

The members seem to be swarming,
And there's no sign of warming,
Because unfair freezings, never return.
And now we scream,
And run,
And shout,
But....
The bots don't know what we're talkin' 'bout!
So we'll all be frozen anyway!
So keep your temper at bay,
And don't talk about EBAY.
Even though Adam uses it,
We all know what'll happen..........

Neopets! You used to be so fair and true!!
Now, you've crushed me like a poo.
You've let my poor White Lupe be scammed,
Because down the pockets their money is rammed,
What do they do? Do they work on this problem?
No, they go on Mall Tours, to get more money,
No, this isn't funny,
I'm not lying,
They are.

You've heard of Premium Neopets,
More money down their pants.
For once I'm on the Pant Devil's side,
Steal their pants, for our site!
Pant Devil! Pant Devil!
Is on our side!
Don't fight him!
Face another way,
This is another war,
The TNT War is here.
Face the other way and stay on Pant Devil's side.

This is what is in my theme song,
I hope on the Neoboards you don't say thong!

Good Day.

everconfused, I enjoyed reading yours.

I'm not entering. I'm rubbish at songs.

Everconfused- your last verse was awesome.

I may make one soon- watch this space.