Faerie Cloud Racers Guide by Trumpit

Do you want to know how to play Faerie Cloud Racers? First of all, you should know the main concept of the game. The point is to beat the other faeries you compete against, seeing who can last the longest without crashing into each other or an obstacle.

There are certain obstacles you have to avoid in this game. They can be bushes, houses, or the trail you and your opponent make. They look like this:

The quicker you get your opponent to run into something, the more points you get. You want to end the round as quickly as possible. Use the arrow keys to move your faerie. After you beat your opponent, you will move on to another faerie that is of higher skill, etc.
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Faeries in a Neopian World by diva_brat

Let us reflect upon faeries. I shall take an in-depth look at them, after all faeries tend to be highly looked upon in the Neopian world today, so I don’t think they’ll mind my staring. Simply put, faeries control the quests, special abilities, clouds and glens, heck, even their own land. And on top of this they also have their own scratch card, toys and dolls, and highest of all a paintbrush! But how much do we really know about these winged, well mostly winged, beings? Let us dive right in.

First lets reflect upon just how useful they are, starting with the quests. You go track down a faerie from some where on the far reaches of Neopian and they ask you to help them on a quest. So you say, Sure Ill do it! you rub youre hand gleefully together and think Hotdog Im gonna get a ton of np and some really cool items out of this! So you go trotting off to track down some dumb chocolate, if you’re lucky that’s all it’ll be, pay between 400-9000np for it and get all the way back to the faerie and give it to her. (Notice how theyre all hers? Whats wrong, cant there be male faeries? Its not sissified is it? Is there some un/written rule about it? Anyways moving on.) So you finally find your way back to this faerie who sent you on this long quest in the first place and she either thanks you or says what took you so long and you were only gone 5 minutes After all they do put you on such a short time limit. Lets just pretend its Taelia who sent you on this quest, so you go to get your reward after making sure you have all the expensive, yes expensive, I dont care if it was just 2000np for the chocolate, items with you and hit “I have your ingredients!”, (Ingredients? just what are they doing?). So she thanks you and gives you the reward. Wow!!! I so totally wanted a yellow snowball, (yellow? Yeah let me think on that one for a sec Um Better yet maybe I wont), somewhere around 60-1000np, anything above 500np and youre really lucky, and sometimes you even get an item like a piece of food or a toy, or something of that sort, (its been a while since Ive actually done a quest). And so you run down to the shop wizard and type in the item hoping just hoping its something incredible valuable, just to find out you could have bought it yourself for 25-500np from anybody on neopets. But you know what? Thats okay because now youre in good favor with the “O so Special Faeries above!” Who cares if you just blew thousands of np? You helped a faerie out!
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How to Make a Good Contest by SHoRtxAzNBrEAkEr

Please note: ALL contests are now banned from Neopets. Please do not read this article (even though it is quite good).

Basic Steps
1.) Get a good rare item (neggs, faeries, p/bs, etc.)
2.) Get a lot of misc. items
3.) Price them fairly to the nearest hundred.
4.) Price the rare item(s) at 99999np (just incase someone does buy it.)
5.) Now, in your shop description tell the people something like, “1st place gets the rare item!!” or something. Make it fair by making it a drawing contest. (ex. 100np= 1 ticket.) If you want to, make a date as to when the contest ends. Don’t tell them that you are trying to obtain a certain item, as they will think it’s a scam. Also never make a contest that says something like, ” I will tell you a secret if…” and so on.
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25,000 Neopoints in 1 Day by Anonymous

I have read all of the guides for making NPs, but they all expect so much of you. I am not good at flash games, those do not work for me. All of those “Make 1,000,000 NPs in a month!” involve me getting tops scores at all the games. I can’t do that. So here is a guide for people who suck at the games, but want money.

First off, auctions are your friend. Surf the latest auctions for things like nerkmids, faeries, codestones and rare plushies. If you try hard to get 5 of them, it’s likely you’ll be the top bidder on one. Wait until the last second to offer and then put in your bid. Make sure it’s high enough, so estimate what you think it’ll be at by the time you put in your offer. Then sell higher. On this alone, I make about 10k a day.
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The Dark Faeries Curse: Part Five By gazgamer6462

It seemed to happen in slow motion. One minute Sloth was aiming the gun at Tommys chest, the next it was flying from his hand. I saw who had stopped him. A brown haired girl was standing there holding the sword of the air faerie. I recognized her as one of my best friends. Her name was Caitlin.

“Caitlin!” I cried relived that my brother wasnt going to be shot. She swung the sword and cut right through our handcuffs. “Get your weapons!” She yelled freeing Tommys pets from their cage. Me and Tommy grabbed our weapons from a nearby table. “Oh no you dont!” Sloth yelled lunging for me. But I was ready. I kicked him as hard as I could across the room. He slammed into a wall. “Quick!” I cried. “Nows our chance!” We ran from the room.
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