A big thanks to Ali for providing us with this list!

A miss is as good as a mister
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine
A buzz will never sting you
A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain

If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again

How The Game Works
The petal have begun to fall, and it is only a matter of time before the Enchanted rose is nothing but a thorny stem!! Its a race to save the Beast, to help him find his true love. Choose Chip, Mrs. Potts, or Cogsworth to guide through the obstacles of the West Wing.

You’ve got to be nimble, and you’ve got to be quick! You’ve got to jump over those candle sticks! The only way to gain points in this game is to collect the petals. But you’ve got to be quick! Weave in and out of those candles as quick as possible, and dive for those petals! In the end, you’re score will be doubled in NeoPoints! How sweet a deal is that?

The top of the game has an Indicator Bar. Level is on the far left. The middle indicates how many Matches you have achieved out of the total Matches with the current opponent. To progress to the next Level (the next opponent) you must win the majority of the Matches with your current opponent. Beat Level Eight to progress to the next Tournament. Tournament, to the right, indicates how many times (if you finish Tournament One) you have beaten all opponents!
When you first start playing, your indicator bar would look like this:

Level 1 Match 1 of 3 Tournament 1

As soon as I log-on to Neopets, this is what I do:

1.On school days, I wait a while then go to the Snowager at 4:30. Well, 4:30 where I am…

2.Then exactly on the hour or exactly thirty minutes after the hour, I go to Coltzans Shrine.

3.Same for Fruit Machine ^

4. I buy about 5 bottles of sand for 1 NP each then donate them, then I go play Tombola (try to go exactly on the hour or 30 mins after the hour). Even if I don’t win, he almost alwats feels sorry for me and gives me NP.

5. I play Meerca Chase (3 times)

Picture this,you are new to Neopets, you click on the Neoboards, and…what is this? You are clueless on what to do, where to go, and what to say. So I created this simple guide to help you make your way through the chat boards.

The Front Page

On the front page of the boards, there are around 20 different message boards. Under each one is a short description of what you are supposed to talk about on that certain board.

For example, under the ‘Help’ chat board, it says:

Need Neopets help? If you’ve got a question, this is the place to get answers.

Make sure you only chat on a board about what you are supposed to chat about. For example, you wouldn’t go to the ‘Guilds’ board and talk about the Altador Cup.